Glob

A thing that gets attached im mind so you use it instead of other words.

Oh my glob.

by Globanator March 18, 2015

glob

glob is a senseless variant of blog a short more efficient variant of weblog. it has however raised the class level of weblogging to reaches never before achieved.

god wont those losers ever get with the times? blog is like so yesterday. all y'all wish you were as cool as me with my glob.

by bigposerhead February 7, 2005

Glob

Cryptic terminology used by a group of promiscious, backstabbing, meth-smoking, BB gun-slinging teenagers from Hertfordshire to talk about a mutual friend behind his back.

For instance, "Hey Michael! Did you see what /Glob/ just ate?"
"Yeah, John, I did! Stupid fat faggot."

by skinnybrah November 30, 2013

glob

ignorant unattractive (generally fat) person who is popular because they spend all their parent's money on ugly clothing.

glob: hey! i haven't hung out with you for soo long! what are you wearing to semi?
me: erm...my dress from last year.
glob: oh. my daddy's taking me on a shopping spree to nyc to buy a dress.
me: hello! it's your freshman semi! no one cares what you wear as long as it looks good on you.

by elliot<33 May 9, 2006

Glob

A MASSIVE amount of marijuana extract, in other words: a fat ass dab!

Tom woke up this morning, busted out the rig, and took a big ass glob

by Tkart May 26, 2018

Glob

First before we get into the definition of glob, let's talk about its roots. Glob can also be a Latin word meaning "globe". There can be many definitions to glob, it could similar to a blob (of slime, and egg, etc.)or it could be a globe as the Latin root. The usual definition of Glob is a weird pile of something jiggley, something slimey.

That slime looks like a Glob

by Aamori April 3, 2019

Glob

It good

Glob good

by The glob fools October 7, 2020