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Gimpleton

Akin to the simpleton, but much more gimpish! Looks awkward and has a terrible gait, dresses badly but never gives up because of an iron willed determination. Given half a chance, it would inform you of facts for a good hour and a half. Glasses are usual, but thats not a hard and fast rule. (as sometime the specs are in the top pocket of the shirt)
Dont, its a gimpleton you might live to regret it.
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
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gimper

Someone who hates mediocrity, an overachiever, always doing his/her best in everything, is not satisfied with "it's okay"; it has to be "it's great!"
1) He can never settle for anything less than what's best for him because of the gimper in him.
2) That's such a gimper move bro, running two miles instead of the one mile that coach asked.
3) Gimpers never quit.
by Ardor Mentor June 22, 2010
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vibrating gipetto

When you are sitting really hard on a chair and your fart has nowhere else to go but up the front!
Girl, I was working so hard at the compter I really had my butt pushed into the chair tight! I ate a lot of hormel chili and my farts had nowhere to go up the front. A real vibrating gipetto!
by Pinoch's December 29, 2014
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gimped

"that is gimped of you to cheat in pool"
by seth November 17, 2003
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Gimped Up

Not being able to move normal
Ex. 1

Rick Escobar: You termed him, as you call it, Gimped Up.

David Beckwith: Yep.

Escobar: Tell the jury what Gimped Up means.

Beckwith involuntarily spasms as he testifies.

Beckwith: It means that he didn't move normal.

Escobar: Can you give them any better description than that?

Beckwith: No I can't.

Beckwith involuntarily spasms.

State v. Michael Keetley. Cross examination of State's witness David Beckwith. March 9, 2023.

Ex. 2

Damarcus: You see that fool D-Rock?

DaJuan: Uh huh. That cat be smokin' them bath salts. He's hella Gimped Up.

Damarcus mimes an involuntary spasm.

Damarcus: They be callin' him Spaz-Matic.
by ZXY&ABC April 7, 2023
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Gimped

The practice of making software run poorly on a compatitor's hardware.
nVidia's involvement in the development of Batman Arkham Asylum has gimped antialiasing performance on ATi hardware and PhysX performance on multicore CPUs. They should rebrand their developer relations program as nVidia: The Wat it's Meant to be Gimped.
by Initialised October 8, 2009
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Gippettish

That girl is Gippettish.
by MeAlee October 30, 2005
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