ryan zimmerman

the lead singer of the post hardore screamo band greeley estates

also extremely sexy

has a beautiful singing voice and a screaming voice
long brown always in his face hair
gray eyes
one lip ring on the bottom and one on the top

me: omg i met ryan zimmerman at warped tour!

friend: really?!

me: yeahh we took a pic together and his sweaty hair was right next to mine

friend: lucky bitch

me: hehe i know

by jamieee July 24, 2006

owen zimmerman

Someone with a CURVED penis/ chode

Teacher: As you all can see this graph is very curved
Student: Haha it looks like Owen Zimmerman!

by chodemaster420 July 7, 2016

simmerman

a simmerman is known as the king of all tweens. It's very rare to see a simmerman without two tweenies under both of his arms. simmermans are always trying to win a dart championship so they can pull even more tweens then they already do. i once heard a simmerman say he is addicted to alcohol, chew and tweenies. simmermans have a very slender penis, it looks similar to that of a monkeys. but dem tweenies don't care. they prefer the name daddy over thier real name but also respond to king tween. You might often see a simmerman cruising around highschools in the area, where they scopes out tweens and even cruises around the elementary schools to see whats going to be on the market in a few years.

There goes that simmerman with them tweenies again.

I wish i could get them tweens like a simmerman.

by pancake jam master November 10, 2011

Zimmerman Syndrome

The pattern of behavior which erupts after a person has shot another to death in cold blood, marked by anger, denial, specious justifications, depression, copious hand-washing, paranoia, avoiding public exposure, etc... and perhaps even several attempts at an apology. Often resulting in the abuse of highly addictive pain-killing drugs and ending in attempts at suicide.

These soldiers returning home from an unpopular foreign campaign are likely to suffer severe Zimmerman Syndrome when the adrenaline wears off and they realize they killed a lot of innocent people along the way to their goal.

by paulpaxman August 14, 2012

jennifer zimmerman

Jennifer Zimmerman is a prescription drugs addict. She is also selfish and highly self obsorbed. She abandons her family and takes off to live in a van and spreads her herpes and other STDs across California, Oregon and Washington to unsuspecting male victims.

Jennifer Zimmerman is a walking pharmacy.

by SpiderSquasher October 10, 2018

Timmerman

A name for amazing people. Timmerman is a name for very beautiful and confident people. They are very unique and creative. They live life to the fullest. They are very good in relationships. They normally are verrry sexy and wild at heart.

Timmermans are like hott chicks with brains.

by Sceney Scenable July 30, 2009

gimmemoneyforpizza

the way mike's little brother jason, and a million of other little brothers of the world, ask money for pizza. to be said in a really fast mumbly voice.

mike: jason, where are you going?
jason: outside...gimmemoneyforpizza

me: hey jason! whattup fool!
jason: nothing...gimmemoneyforpizza

by snootch87 August 19, 2008