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gibberfingers 

When you type to fast and what you mean to type comes out as gibberish.

Alternatively, when one hand is off position by one key on the keyboard and you wind up typing gibberish.
"U webt ti tge nakk tidat."

"What?"
"Sorry I had gibberfingers."

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"I wanted to know if you wanatsad to go to the movies tonight."
"Typing too fast?"

"Yeah, I have gibberfingers."

Gingerman 

A divine and mystical creature of incredible rarity; appears in the form of a thin pale skinned man with glasses and fiery red ginger hair and beard; can be attributed the importance and religious standing of a god. He is all powerful and the cause of all things mysterious.
Ermagerd it’s the Gingerman!
You cannot defy the Gingerman.
You do not find the Gingerman, he finds you.
Gingerman by Aramere3650 April 4, 2019

gubberment 

Damn Gubberment revenuers
gubberment by hillsurfer March 29, 2007

Gubbermint 

Farmer: Mah crops ain't workin no mo anymo! Stoopid gubbermint!
Gubbermint by Ajbdtc826 July 7, 2010

gibberwank 

A popular idea or statement passed around within a subset of the population as if it was factual, but for which there is no supporting evidence. A fusion of "gibberish" and "wanking".
The idea that most unemployed people are lazy pot-heads is just gibberwank spread by uber-conservatives.
gibberwank by Dr.Dive February 8, 2009

gibbering moron 

A person who talks crap and exhibits dog-like traits such as cowering in fear and being whipped.
Mat deleted the report because he is a gibbering moron.