feiner gurkentopf

A feiner gurkentopf is the very best valentines day gift you could ever receive.
It exists in the sizes 1, 2 and 3. It can be really massive.

Its residence is being gatekept by a Schnörwangen.

It is really fein

I am hungry! Lets go to the fridge and grab a fine pickle out of the feiner gurkentopf

by A fine pickle jar February 15, 2023

Gurked

Fucked

Bryce: Dude that is so gurked.
Jayson: Gurked in the deece dome

by Mouse activate! June 25, 2009

Gurken

As well as being a well known pickle, it is used as another way of describing ones penis.

Jamie Neilson likes jerking others mens gurkens.

by Jammyboy366 March 15, 2009

GURKEY

A fricking stooped term used by FGTEEV Duddy that literally replaces the t in Turkey with a g. It makes no sense and is annoying to hear repeated on a "video" that is more of an advertisement.

Duddy, "Oh MUh Gah- GURKEETY GURKEY GURKEY
His child, "HAHAHAHLOLOLOLOXDHARHHAH"
DUDDY, *Silence for once* "GURKEY"

by Bigsexwaluigio July 12, 2018

Ghurkin Shlanger

Hardest cunts out there, bread from the 35. Known to run a muck down at the bra.

person 1 "Come down to Maroubra

person 2 " Nah the Ghurkin Shlangers are throwing dog shit on fire at people "

by Bellamy Craig August 21, 2023

Gurkey Turkey

A Gurkey Turkey is a sexual act, which involves shoving a raw turkey leg up someone's unwipped ass

James: Man I forgot to wipe

Tom: We can do a Gurkey Turkey!

by penis_potato April 29, 2021

gurkenflaggen

1. A quite made-up word used to describe anything or anyone that gets on your nerves.

2. Can be used to replace vulgar.

1. *cats pees on your bed* "Aww, that stupid gurkenflaggen!!"
2. "What the gurkenflaggen!?"

by Trala543 December 2, 2011