ghost turd

1. dust balls under your bed
2. dust bunnies

Jeez Mike, clean your room - just look at all those ghost turds under your bed!

by Bud E Love May 8, 2003

ghost turd

a clump of dust or lint found in large numbers under furniture

There was that one ghost turd that behind the wheel that the boys miss when clearing the space under the bed.

by The Return of Light Joker October 31, 2011

ghost turd

also known as the turd from atlantis ,to past a shit out of your ass only to find there isn't one in the bottom of the karsi

I thought i had a shit but it must have been a ghost turd

by gavin March 17, 2004

ghost turd

To rush to the toilet thinking you had to poop

I thought I was going to crap my pants, but it was a ghost turd

by timberjaw February 2, 2015

ghost turd

When you have a dump and you don't have to wipe your arse

Man 1: wow, i just had a huge ghost turd!

man 2: Nice one.

by Burns December 2, 2003

Turd Ghost

A fart

He cleared the room with one of his infamous Turd Ghost.

by DivineFarter May 31, 2011

ghosting that dog turd

When you are walking your dog and its takes a gigantic poop in your neighbor's yard. Instead of actually picking it up in a plastic bag, you reach just adjacent to it with a bagged hand, thus simulating a responsible neighbor cleaning up after its dog. If you want to complete the ruse, you actually tie the bag full and toss it in the nearest trash can.

Wife: "Honey, are you going to pick that up?"
Husband: "Are you kidding me? Do you see the size of that poop? I'm going ghosting that dog turd."

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee September 2, 2018