Definitions by Burns

mint mobile 

The preferred mobile provider of child pornographers nationwide.

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky and Jared Fogle both used Mint Mobile to send kiddie porn?

mint mobile by Burns August 7, 2021

wooler blunt

a blunt mixed with bud and crack cocaine

roll the wooler blunt need to get high

wooler blunt by burns March 29, 2005

Suave syndrome

Possessing lower than average sized male genitalia.

That guy has the Suave syndrome going on, He asked me how he was doing and I said 3 nots, Your not big,your not in, and your not going to cum.

Suave syndrome by Burns June 30, 2004

ghost turd 

When you have a dump and you don't have to wipe your arse

Man 1: wow, i just had a huge ghost turd!

man 2: Nice one.

ghost turd by Burns December 2, 2003

shank 

th process of partaking in a 'wank' whilst sat on the toilet, having a shit.

I can't wait to have a shank when I get home from work

shank by burns November 17, 2003

suck in 

Allowing air to be sucked into one's anus and blown out as a fart.

"Dan the Farter" on the Howard Stern show can do suck-in's all day.

suck in by Burns September 24, 2003

Tall Boy 

A 16 oz. beverage. Most likey a beer.

"Dude let's go get some Tall Boy's"

Tall Boy by Burns September 24, 2003