An erection that has no real cause. There was no fantasizing, no touching, rubbing, etc. You just get an erection.
Nick: God dude! I was in church and I got the biggest ghost job ever!
Alex: Awww dude, I hate GJs...
Alex: Awww dude, I hate GJs...
by vaginaFREEDOM December 19, 2008
Get the ghost job mug.When while performing fellacio from under the sheets, a woman apears to be a bobbing, pleasure-giving ghost.
Man, I was really freaked out this morning. I though there was an apparition in my room, but it was just my old lady giving me a suprise ghost job.
by thegrandbuzz November 29, 2009
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When you chug a whole bottle of anbesol then proceed to give yourself oral sex. It will give the feeling of a stranger giving you oral sex.
Chuck: Im a little worried about Dan.
Jimmy: Why?
Chuck: Well this is the 3rd time this week he has gave himself a ghost job.
Jimmy: Well he gets depressed because all the girls reject him.
Chuck: Depressed or not next time he talks to me with penis breath I'm punching his face clean off.
Jimmy: Why?
Chuck: Well this is the 3rd time this week he has gave himself a ghost job.
Jimmy: Well he gets depressed because all the girls reject him.
Chuck: Depressed or not next time he talks to me with penis breath I'm punching his face clean off.
by Chuckadile December 26, 2011
Get the GHOST JOB mug.Originally from northern Ontario, legend has it that the Hand Job Ghost has been known to sneak into rooms at night and give sleeping cottagers hand jobs. Also commonly used as a good excuse for waking up with with a surprise load of jizz in your pants.
1. Upon waking up with a creamy surprise in his bed, Cicero assumed that the Hand Job Ghost had paid him a visit in the night.
by Opposite Doctor June 26, 2009
Get the Hand Job Ghost mug.When you are sitting in class and keep nodding off so that your head slides forward and then you jerk back awake so that it looks like you're giving a blow job to the invisible person in front of you.
by Desert Eagle September 11, 2006
Get the giving the ghost a blow job mug.When an inexperienced girl attempts to give a handjob and she barely grabs onto the shaft resulting in barely any good feeling whatsoever.
Antonym: Gripjob
Antonym: Gripjob
The only thing worse than a girl being a tease about giving you a handjob is a girl giving you a ghostjob.
by Hansonpaulsey October 11, 2009
Get the Ghostjob mug.When a female (or male) gives head under the covers, giving the appearance that a ghost is giving you a blowjob.
"Dude I couldn't stop laughing because as soon as she went under the covers, it just looked like a ghostjob."
"Once I was having sex with a homeless lady in my apartment and she totally gave me a ghostjob."
"Once I was having sex with a homeless lady in my apartment and she totally gave me a ghostjob."
by GhostfaceKillam October 18, 2011
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