ghettoracer

Illustrious driving instructors with dubious skills and much more ego who so impress other drivers with their mAd sKiLz that treacherous sections of straight racetrack are named after them.

"Whew, I would have completely lost control of the student's car I'm droving and had a massive accident at Ghetto Str8 if it weren't for the fact that it's laser-straight and flatter than Kansas."

by AGhettoFan January 21, 2005

ghetto water park

Letting the water out of the fire hydrant on your block on a hot summer day as a means of cooling off. This is often done in poor urban "ghetto" areas because nobody in the projects wants to spend 20 bucks to go to great america or six flags or wherever.

Fred: It's really hot out, you wanna go to raging waters?

Tom: Naw, I don't have any money and I've got a better idea.

*Opens fire hydrant*

Fred: Woot! A ghetto water park!

by AK_CALI January 6, 2012

ghettoware

A piece of software that is very poorly written. May contain bugs, dead ends and other poor design flaws.

Dude, I installed this new application on my desktop and it caused my printer to print sideways. Damn ghettoware!

by Mcdrummerman October 12, 2007

ghettowar

The nickname for a strange yet awesome person. Typically refers to large words as difficult.

person 1: Hey you guys see Ghettowar today?
person 2: nah, last time i saw him he was having trouble saying contagious.

by omnomnom420 January 16, 2009

Ghettovator

An elevator that probably has plastic sheeting instead of walls to contain you, more than likely has flickering lights and possibly is missing the emergency call button. Upon entering this elevator, you wonder if it is the pulley system or that third donut that made the 'vator drop a few feet. Upon leaving this elevator, one kisses the ground with joy, ecstatic to have survived.

Courtney moved into that old apartment building with the ghettovator in an effort to get into shape, as it increased her use of the stairs.

by ___ was here April 5, 2011

Ghettogator

Male origin; stealing grandmas car, thinking you want to do hoodrat things and NOT realizing that includes giving men oral sex, driving aimlessly around in your broke ass car with no window while thinking you are really tough and thumping gangster or hyphy music, wearing ridiculous clothing, i.e. anything spiderman when you are a grown ass man, mickey mouse gloves, clothing with glitter or sequin ( see also "gay"), living at grandmas house even after you stole her car. Usually broke ass black guys or white guys thinking they are broke ass black guys. Having guys in your crew named amphibous creatures, i.e. turtle

Because we out like ghettogators doing hoodrat things. Except sucking weiners.

by hoodrat whisperer January 23, 2010