Hans Gehrke

Someone who blows people's minds on a daily basis with his amazing-ness.

Dude... that guy is more than awesome... he's Hans Gehrke.

by Bobby McBob Bobb April 21, 2009

gerkin cock

A very small penis similar to the size and shape of a gerkin pickle.

I feel bad for Chris. With his little gerkin cock he can barely jerk off, let alone please a woman.

by cobbnobbler December 29, 2009

jerkin' the gherkin

A euphamism for masturbation.

Paul was jerkin' his gherkin to a Britney Spears video.

by the pope June 11, 2004

Gherkins

Gherkins are little green pickles that a kid eats… they come in all different kinds of gherkins like sweet baby gherkins,salty baby gherkins,and sour baby gherkins Kelley loves these gherkins

I just bought me some deep fried gherkins at ur local supermarket

by Religious nun March 22, 2017

gerkakenaken

St.Olafian word for the exact moment dog feces turns white (if there is such a moment)

lefty:you're retarded.
pancho:well, at least I'm not gerkakenaken

by elfeemcgee April 4, 2011

surfin' a gerkin

having sex with a man with a small penis that resembles a gerkin.

Having sex with him was like surfin' a gerkin. It was so small, I couldn't even feel anything!

by Catherine M. February 6, 2006

Gierke

A hypocrite who often is huge on rules only to not follow them themselves, also doesn't see through to any reason no matter how much more sense it makes them whatever shit he's spitting out. Does everything as ineffective as possible.

Guy 1: I just got in trouble for grabbing a pencil when other kids beat me up and dragged me into a room
Guy 2: That teachers being a real Gierke

by Ƶephan February 27, 2020