Geetard

n: A complete fool for Gerard Way, the lead singer of My Chemical Romance. These fans are complete dorks over the man and are usually quite proud of it. Some of them idolize him as either their savior or hero, but most of them are simply madly in love with him.

Quote of a classic Geetard: "OH my Geesus, "Thank You For The Venom", the live version on the Life On The Murder Scene CD... Gerard at the very beginning, he like screams all dark and scary "THANK YOU FOR THE VENOM!!!" and then he's like "OPEN UP THOSE FUCKING MOSH PITS RIGHT NOW!!! OPEN IT UP!!!" And then at the end... he GROWLS... I pretty much had a soundgasm. He's so beautiful."

by MC Bella December 9, 2008

geetard

gerard way with bleached blonde hair.

Gerard is a geetard for bleaching his hair.

by brooke acker September 8, 2006

greetard

NOUN: Walmart Greeter

An employee hired by Walmart for the sake of being able to say that they will hire retards. Just another reason to not go to Walmart.

Bill: Dude, I don't want to go to Walmart, I'm afraid I'll step in the greetards shit.

Jim: Yeah, they should at least get someone to clean up after him.

by spacecoyote17 September 8, 2008

gretarded

another word for gay & retarded
1. to get gayly retarted
2. to get fucked up

used with alchohol and/or drugs

" yo were getting gretarded tonight"

by lalalalaurenx3 October 6, 2009

geetard

another word for tard; gee is the sound that tards make, or more generally the sound of society

Why you bein' such a geetard today?
Society is made up of nothing but a bunch of geetards.

by squilliam November 24, 2006

gertard

A language said whilst sober, but when spoken sounds like a drunk retarded German.

Gelia: Hey what's up?

Gadison: Uhh not mercher er but I is goin to sleep looter.

Gelia: What? Are you speaking Gertard?

by nellyjellybelly April 18, 2014

geetard

one who is guitarded

That geetard just tried to convince me that those humbuckers were single coils!

by Omar Churchill March 3, 2011