Fedophilia 

The unnatural and compulsive love of Roger Federer which drives a person to become a Fedophile.

Symptoms include:
- an uncontrollable urge to post the word GOAT on sports blogs
- incoherent rambling when faced with the fact that Federer has not won a Grand Slam in his professional career
- often displayed by the verbalized desire to give Mr Federer a jolly good Rogering
Prognosis: Untreatable, except by frontal lobotomy or electro-shock therapy.

Mirka: "I think Roger is the greatest tennis player ever!!"
Steffi: "You must be suffering from Fedophilia, Rod Laver's the only men's player in history to win TWO Grand Slams."
Andre: "Yeah babe, Roger hasn't even won one yet... she's a Fedophile for sure"

Fedophilia by RHOmea June 8, 2009

Bedophilia 

a love for being in bed, lying in bed, staying in bed... a love for all things about being in bed.

I am a bedophiliac.

I was overcome by a wave of bedophilia this morning.

I am a bedophile.

Bedophilia by white lupine wave February 4, 2015

Marketing Pedophilia 

Refers to how businesses use children to promote their products and services, regardless of the targeted consumers.

It's become so common that it shouldn't surprise anyone when children are used to promote sex products.

Eharmony has used children to promote there services

PUGI (the car dealer) is a very guilty culprit

Marketing Pedophilia has made advertising more unbearable, unless you're a pedophile.

Marketing Pedophilia by fuckub May 3, 2014

Pedophilia 

An adult or teenager who is simply sexually attracted to a child. see child

Not to be confused with molestor rapist or sexual assault which are separate but can be linked to the above if the pedophile acts on their desires. Sometimes also referred to as nonce

Unlike ephebophilia it is classed as a mental disorder

John: did you see the papers today? some teacher in a primary school was rubbing himself whilst looking up the girls skirts
Dave: wtf? omg what a sick pedo!
John: yeah I hate pedophilia

Pedophilia by FreeSpeechWarrior March 5, 2017

pedophiliaphobia 

A fear of pedophiles.

Pizzagate is pedophiliaphobia.

pedophiliaphobia by Panzer Division Marduk March 10, 2017

pedophiliable 

Easily subjected to the attention of pedophiles.

Your youthful, vulnerable features make you completely pedophiliable... what're you doing tonight, young man?

pedophiliable by oddyknocky May 6, 2010

corporate pedophilia 

(N.) When big buisnesses in the TV/Movies/Music industry try to get their cosumers aroused to increase sales by making sexy people seem sweet and tender and making them dress up and behave like schoolgirls/boys. Often times, instead of imitation, they'll use actual children.

The Olsen Twins, Hilary Duff, and Britney Spears in schoolgirl outfits! Yeah! Alright! Sexy Corporate Pedophila at it's best! Yee-ha!

(psyche.)

corporate pedophilia by G-Union December 12, 2003