Garlanded

The action of killing someone with music or bass. Chris Garland was the only man known in history to have killed someone with music. While DJing at a nightclub in Denver he induced a heart attack on a 25 year old fan.

1)I just saw the DJ garlanded 4 people in the club.

2)If you don't watch it I will throw you in my car and garlanded you with my subs.

by BroncosFan4Life2 November 3, 2010

Garland

A shy manly man. Very protective but comes across controlling. Is addive as drugs are so he will become your habit. Likes to stick to himself unless in a relationship than you will always be with him. Is not a family man but does have family. Well known as the bad boy. Most people are afraid of him but he can be a teddy bear. One of the best fisherman out there. Had a true love for the word of God but doesn't always follow his own religion. Best date would be on a beach camping.

Garland tok me fishing with him today.

by Cowboyslady December 21, 2016

Garland

a funny mother fucker smokes alot of pot and always has the best bud and conversation just dont let him drink

that garland is wasted

by chigger funk August 5, 2010

Garland

A city in Texas, a suburb of Dallas. It’s a pretty small city where everyone has the same bedtime. People that live there joke about how shitty and boring it is, but it’s still home so what are you going to do, ya know?

James: Hey, want to hang out?
Henry: Sure, what do you want to do?
James: Oh... I don’t know... there is nothing to do in Garland.

by FuIIer September 20, 2017

Garland

do not give a Garland a beer he turns into a wreck that will not stop touching you, kicking you or pinching you. and do not allow on the beach its not a pretty sight

oh no Garlands had to much beer

by dobbie11 November 22, 2011

Garland

Collective noun used to describe a group of gay men, derived from Judy Garland, a popular gay icon.

The techno music was coming from the Garland of gays gathered on the front stoop.

Our Garland was hopping from club to club 'til four in the morning!

by jridge84 July 3, 2011

Garland

Verb; To play Final Fantasy I and make joke commentary along the way. Named after the ridiculously easy first boss, Garland.

"Let's garland today after school!"

"I was garlanding yesterday."

by themiranguians December 29, 2011