Genital Gargoyle

Tuck your balls and your cock in between your legs and press your ass up against a window

Man, your huge member makes for a good genital gargoyle on this Taco Bell window

by Fat White Bassist February 7, 2003

Reverse Gargoyle

The act of a person squatting on the edge of a roof in the form of a gargoyle but instead of facing the an audience they have their back turned defecating off the edge

I was performing a reverse gargoyle as I needed to go and shit, but I needed to go with style

by ridicululz August 13, 2010

Riding Gargoyle

To sit in the middle spot of a cramped backseat so that one's appearance resembles that of a perched gargoyle. See also: riding bitch

Left-nut and right-nut have been called already, so it looks like I'm riding gargoyle between you two jackasses on the way home.

by Bruce Pendersen May 14, 2011

Pussbot Gargoyle

When you tape a flintstones daily vitamin gummy to the tip of the penis and during anal shit gets on the gummy. Then you take the tape off and split the gummy in half. After that cum on each gummy and enjoy with your loved one.

David: Bro I just did the Pussbot Gargoyle and it was delicious

Person: Damn bro I wish I could try that

by Jewbaccon Broter October 20, 2019

Gargoyled

When you smoke A LOT of chronic herb and feel like a statue. Similar to couch lock but more fucked up.

Homie: yo man wanna play some beer pong?

Me: no can do mang, im fuckin gargoyled.

Homie: respect, lets roast another bowl then.

Me: down but i aint movin.

by Haze-ThaGreenMachine May 27, 2010

Gargoyle Shit

"Taking A Gargoyle Shit" is the act of perching oneself on the toilet bowl as though they were a gargoyle in order to encourage the flow of the bowels.

This is often seen as a dangerous act if one is not careful: shit may spew.

This is also considered a dangerous act if one is perching oneself on an unsturdy toilet bowl: glass will shatter, then shit will spew.

John: Oh, man, Dan took a gargoyle shit last night. It didn't end up very well.
Michael: Why not, bro?
John: Well, he spewed too hard and shattered the glass and now he's down at the dean's office talking about how he's going to pay for the dorm's toilet.

Erica: I broke up with Anthony last night.
Jenna: How come? You guys were doing so well.
Erica: He took a gargoyle shit and ruined the toilet in my grandmother's house.

by Ja'mie Antoinette May 14, 2011

Nasty Gargoyle

The act of hovering your ass out the window of a tall building, and dropping a turd, preferably on unsuspecting pedestrians.

Person 1: "Hey it looks like they put a new gargoyle on that building, lets go over for a closer look."
(A turd hits Person 1 in the head)
Person 2: (Laughing) "Looks like it was a nasty gargoyle"

by Rauf Xerces May 5, 2007