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gankle my dankle

A sexual act where a female participant inserts a segment of her pinky finger into the male's anus while concurrently performing fellatio on him.
Girl: Um Mike... Sorry, but can you put down the remote for a second... we need to talk.
Mike: What bitch? I guess... I was trying to watching this Dancing with the Stars.
Girl: So I was looking at your Facebook profile and um, who is that girl Rwanda?
Mike: Man, that's just some other bitch that ain't you, I luv you girl... now get over here and gankle my dankle.
Girl: Oh, Mike... you're so sweet.
by Danitski Erlenmeyer Jandabar August 27, 2009
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Gunkles

My gunkles are coming for dinner
by Tom strothers December 23, 2014
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Gangles

Any form of gastrointestinal distress including bloating, gurgles, cramps, turtle pops, short shits, or diarrhea.
"I need a shitter quick, I've got the Gangles."
by BOWK September 20, 2021
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gankle

one with exceedingly long and uncontrollable limbs.Usually from the country
Richard and Sandy are the biggest gankles. or Richard and Sandy gankled it up before
by boris June 22, 2003
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Gankle Eater

A person that likes to eat ankles, but they’re gay
Ugh Brian, you’re such a gankle eater!
by That_One_Zesty_Bestie September 13, 2023
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ganklebanker

Someone who spanks at get togethers and then presses the flesh to share his 'man lotion'.
It was high fives around the room after the Packers scored once again on the Bears. MrPack rushed from the washroom and snickered aloud while giving everybody a double high five, as he's quite the sneaky ganglebanker.
by The Gridiron Assassin April 23, 2005
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ganglestank

wearing sandles and wanking in public places
by the winkle warrior March 24, 2003
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