gonkulate

To process something in an unknown or indefinite manner, usually related to an internal thought process. See gonkulator for original pop reference.

"Let me gonkulate on that for a while, Bob, and see what comes of it."

by TheGonkulator June 8, 2009

gonculate

v. To guess/calculate at the same time. Also an adj, to the work Gonc

I gonculated that there answer.

by ALL BLK AUDI September 29, 2006

Gonkulater

the word meaning caculater for dumb folk who cant speak english.

YO, hand me that gonkulater, son.

by Poision Smoke October 16, 2006

gambulate

Using any monies won by gambling to place further 'sensible' bets

"I've just won £22.14 on a double in darts, I'm going to gambulate by using my winnings to bet on something that is most likely to win with a little return"

"What are you doing this weekend?"
"I'm going to watch the footy down the pub and start gambulating my winnings from last week"
"Nice one mate"

by humancommaholic January 1, 2017

Granulated

When you put something like sand or sugar on a dick and have sex

Lisa:Yes my daddy just granulated my pussy

by Pugqueen09 March 17, 2019

ganjacated

When you somke alot of weed and learn something new.

Erick: dude i smoked a shit of weed and learned how to do math!

Tyson: bro you got ganjacated!

by Asshat&Asshat inc. October 1, 2019

Gongulate

A term used to confidently say "I am going to fuck this shit up", or to say you're going outplay the competition in a competitive manner.

Billy: Are you playing CS2?
Bob: Yeah, I'm gonna gongulate these fuckers.
Billy: Fuck are you on about

by ThisIsTheWords August 23, 2025