A store where you can't just go in, buy a game and leave without being harrassed about other stuff.
Customer: Hi, I'd just like to buy Gears of War 2.
GameStop Employee: Alright. Would you like to get the regular version, or the special limited edition with the cool artwork and the metal box and the holographic trading cards and the extra DVD included for $10 more?
Customer: The regular version is fine.
GameStop Employee: Would you like to get the used version for $54.99 instead of $59.99?
Customer: Well... no, not really.
GameStop Employee: Would you like to get the strategy guide for $19.99?
Customer: No thank you.
GameStop Employee: Do you have an Edge card?
Customer: No.
GameStop Employee: Good, because you can sign up for an Edge card for $19.99. You can use the Edge card to get more store credit for your trade-ins. You can use it to get discounts when you buy used games. Plus it comes with Game Informer magazine, which is the best magazine ever.
Customer: No thanks, not right now.
GameStop Employee: We're also now taking pre-order reservations for Halo Wars, Street Fighter IV, Madden 2010, Resident Evil 5, and a bunch of other games that come out 2 years from now. For $5 down.
Customer: NO!
GameStop Employee: But it guarantees you a copy on the day the game is released.
Customer: I've bought plenty of games on the day it came out without reserving. Unless it's something like Halo, chances are the game will be available. Can I just buy my game?
GameStop Employee: Do you want to add a warranty to the game for $5 in case anything happens to it?
Customer: Do you want to shut the fuck up? I just want to buy the fucking game.
GameStop Employee: Do you have any used games to trade in for this purchase?
Customer: NO, MOTHERFUCKER!
GameStop Employee: Want any free 6-month subscriptions to any of the following magazines? You can pick two.
Customer: JUST CHARGE ME FOR THIS SHIT SO I CAN GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.
GameStop Employee: Okay, here you go. Oh, and one more thing, at the bottom of your receipt is a website you can visit where you can enter to win a free game system of your choice.
Customer: ...
Customer: Hi, I'd just like to buy Gears of War 2.
GameStop Employee: Alright. Would you like to get the regular version, or the special limited edition with the cool artwork and the metal box and the holographic trading cards and the extra DVD included for $10 more?
Customer: The regular version is fine.
GameStop Employee: Would you like to get the used version for $54.99 instead of $59.99?
Customer: Well... no, not really.
GameStop Employee: Would you like to get the strategy guide for $19.99?
Customer: No thank you.
GameStop Employee: Do you have an Edge card?
Customer: No.
GameStop Employee: Good, because you can sign up for an Edge card for $19.99. You can use the Edge card to get more store credit for your trade-ins. You can use it to get discounts when you buy used games. Plus it comes with Game Informer magazine, which is the best magazine ever.
Customer: No thanks, not right now.
GameStop Employee: We're also now taking pre-order reservations for Halo Wars, Street Fighter IV, Madden 2010, Resident Evil 5, and a bunch of other games that come out 2 years from now. For $5 down.
Customer: NO!
GameStop Employee: But it guarantees you a copy on the day the game is released.
Customer: I've bought plenty of games on the day it came out without reserving. Unless it's something like Halo, chances are the game will be available. Can I just buy my game?
GameStop Employee: Do you want to add a warranty to the game for $5 in case anything happens to it?
Customer: Do you want to shut the fuck up? I just want to buy the fucking game.
GameStop Employee: Do you have any used games to trade in for this purchase?
Customer: NO, MOTHERFUCKER!
GameStop Employee: Want any free 6-month subscriptions to any of the following magazines? You can pick two.
Customer: JUST CHARGE ME FOR THIS SHIT SO I CAN GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.
GameStop Employee: Okay, here you go. Oh, and one more thing, at the bottom of your receipt is a website you can visit where you can enter to win a free game system of your choice.
Customer: ...
Going to GameStop with the intention of simply buying a game and leaving without being stopped, harrassed, threatened, and asked a bunch of questions, is about as realistic as going to an airport wearing a turban with a beard with the intention of getting on a plane without being stopped, harrassed, threatened, and asked a bunch of questions.
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One who follows in the teachings of Gabism. The primary philosophical doctrine of a Gabist is the eternal mystery of "What is fudge?" The first of these enlightened folk was Gabriel Alexander Benjamin Long, who founded this religion in 2014.
One who follows in the teachings of Gabism. The primary philosophical doctrine of a Gabist is the eternal mystery of "What is fudge?" The first of these enlightened folk was Gabriel Alexander Benjamin Long, who founded this religion in 2014.
Once a man walked into a room. He looked at everyone in the room and found a man, a Blacksican to be specific. He sat beside the man, and the man was scratching his head. In front of him was a piece of paper. All over, it said, "What is Fudge?" I asked him what this was all about. He stood up, and ripped his shirt off! He pounded his chest in Tarzan style! He let out a mighty grunt! He started reiterating, "Bad! Bad! Bad!" Immediately, everyone in the room received an epiphany! They all went to the fudge store and bought fudge! They later went on to become gabists, preaching the teachings of Gabriel Alexander Benjamin Long, as the found his name to be.
-From the Book of Gabe, Second Gabylonians 11 : 54
-From the Book of Gabe, Second Gabylonians 11 : 54
by thescribeofgabe March 1, 2007
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Reddit readers GameStopped Wall Street in their shorts.
I'm going to GameStop your a$$ if you don't share fairly!
I'm going to GameStop your a$$ if you don't share fairly!
by Still Life Living January 28, 2021
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"Is that an Italian?"
"I think so, but she's a hot red head with freckles."
"Oh, must be a Garisto."
"I think so, but she's a hot red head with freckles."
"Oh, must be a Garisto."
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Chemistry is synonymous with words like ‘Experiments’, ‘Reactions’, ‘Bonding’.
Similarly ‘GAMEISTRY' for the people who are exposed to it – is an experiment for them to try it first , which then evokes an instant positive reaction, thereby leading to instant bonding.
Popular in Chennai, India when people get-together to laugh and make memories over a fun international party board game , it is Gameistry.
Chemistry is synonymous with words like ‘Experiments’, ‘Reactions’, ‘Bonding’.
Similarly ‘GAMEISTRY' for the people who are exposed to it – is an experiment for them to try it first , which then evokes an instant positive reaction, thereby leading to instant bonding.
Popular in Chennai, India when people get-together to laugh and make memories over a fun international party board game , it is Gameistry.
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