knot-so-fresh

That fucking filthy after-shit feeling that just will not go away without baby wipes.

Dude, you okay? You were in there a long time.
Fuck no. An entire roll of tp can't get rid of this knot-so-fresh feeling.

by sciflyer.25 September 4, 2014

Fresh Out of G.A.S.

Fresh out of G.A.S. means tired of caring or Giving A Shit!

I was so sick of the games at that job, I am fresh out of G.A.S.

by I, Wreckerrr October 18, 2016

flesh chimney

erect penis

To mum's horror, Simon pulled off his trousers and paraded around the sitting room; proudly sticking his angry erection in the air like a big flesh chimney.

by Herbert Schweffe November 15, 2017

fleshmometer

Using the length of the penis as a temperature gauge. Essentially, a penis thermometer.

When we joined the polar bear club, my fleshmometer showed that the temperature was well below freezing.

by JohanMack February 20, 2018

Fleshlight Squire

An individual who holds a fleshlight while someone else fucks it.

That tranny is really hot... She can be my fleshlight squire...

by Soggybottom March 9, 2019

Flesh Threshold

The flesh threshold is the point at which a friendship becomes a hazy, undefined awkward mess filled with hook-ups and unanswered texts. After one crosses the flesh threshold, it is difficult if not impossible to return to the previous state of friendship.

Note: Sex is not required to cross the flesh threshold.

We can't invite Ryan and Rebecca to the same party - they're so awkward since they crossed the flesh threshold.

by Babymaker 5000 January 10, 2012

Fresh Produce

The Freshmen at one's high school that one would fuck with.

"Dude, wanna hit up the Fish Market for some Fresh Produce?"

"What do you think of the Fresh Produce this year?"

"Wanna scope out the Fresh Produce after English class?"

by Flamin' Mixtape December 4, 2015