Fraffer

Someone who misses out on one or regular social occasions because of a poor or no excuse.

N. Fr-affer

a 'Fraut' (pronounce Fr-out) can refer to an individual known for repeated "fraffing out".

Of a similar nature also see Fraut

A: "Martin said he's going home early for Christmas missing all the nights out to get a job as a post man"

B: "What a fraffer"

popularly also used in the phrase "he's Fraffing it right
out tonight"

Also a 'Fraut' (pronounce Fr-out) can refer to an individual known for repeated "fraffing out".

by Kemics December 11, 2008

flaffer

a) a butterfly on ecstasy.

b) a dumb ass roommate

That roommate of yours is a flaffer!

by SluttySlutterSlutfacedFlaffer March 3, 2009

Faffer

Derivative: Faffis/Faffelgaggler

A big, fat, rhinosaurus female chef who is mega-snarky and potentially a pretentious vegan.

"We thought she farted on our food at this famous Chicago restaurant, but then we heard her growling in the kitchen 'That's naught ah sowsaage! *burp* *fart* it's naught veegeen, and I'mma veeg! bahhhhhhhh! *burp* *fart*' We then became gravely terrified and returned our food and refused to pay our bill because a Melissa McCarty monster was cooking it. Don't cha know Melissa McCarthy's mating call goes like this 'Bahhhhh! Sowsaaage!' lol damn, she's such a faffer."

by BeefyPonsker July 25, 2017

faffer

a welsh name for a fanny

i liked a faffer last night, i did.
right after i shaged that sheep over thur.

by :~) November 25, 2003

Faffer

noun

A person who faffs about uncontrollably.

that boy is peeing on the casket, hes a blimin' faffer!!!

by Ed’s wife June 23, 2022

Faffer

One who faffs around; an idler.

Wez you faffer, stop faffing around and get on cod.

by Leesy88 June 27, 2025