Futurepoop

The way "you" will poop in the future.

1: How was the poop today?
2: Vegetable Man.
3: Futurepoop.

by slacketstew October 18, 2019

Future Shop

See "retarded".

Those Future Shop fuckers ripped me off!

by antipop26 December 11, 2003

futureshock

A genre of science fiction characterized by rapid societal and technological change and the subsequent inability of people to cope with the pace of change. Originates from Alvin Toffer's 1970 book, "Future Shock".

Joe: Have you finished Accelerando by Charles Stross yet?

Jill: No, that futureshock stuff dates way too fast. And his prose is terrible.

by spiegalr July 8, 2010

futureshipping

One of the most purest ships in Ninjago, with Acronix and Cyrus Borg!!!

“Hey, what’s your favourite ship?”
“Futureshipping, ofc!!”

by Swxninjagoxmarvel September 7, 2020

futureshipping

One of the most cutest ships in Ninjago with Acronix and Cyrus Borg!

“What’s your favourite ship?”
“Futureshipping ofc! I love the dynamics!”

by Swxninjagoxmarvel September 7, 2020

future shop

A waste of time and money, A Pakistani hangout, See pakis

I have too much money! What do I do with it? Go to Future Shop!

by Dustin Wilcox January 15, 2004

futureshots

A small portion or screenshot of the future, present in a dream. You get a strange sense of deja vu when experiencing said portion. Normally it happens very quickly.

futureshots are wack bro

by krigav September 28, 2020