fustigate

To beat with a stick or a club.

"Go fustigate yourself"

by Raych December 20, 2004

Fussicate

To refrain from peeing or pooping when a bathroom or wooded area is not available. This may be a very uncomfortable situation so one should chant, "Fussicate, fussicate, fussicate," over and over again until reaching a location that allows one to relieve herself/himself or until his/her bladder or colon explodes.

"Hey man pull over the car, I gotta take a shit."
"Just fussicate, we'll get to ben's house in a minute."

by kevin reits December 24, 2008

Fustigated

To be intoxicated to the point that one is unable to speak coherently

I got totally fustigated last night at the party

by arikhan November 14, 2010

fustigate

to beat profusely as with a large stick or with bare hands, to fuck up, a red ass beat down.

if i did not fear fustigation i would gladly make fun of the hells angels.

by matt cleer April 6, 2003

fusticated

Ref: The Simpsons
The haze of confusion experinced by 'old folks'. Like confused only more acute and just for oldies.

'i'm not fusticated, i'm 96 you know' *wags finger*

by Mark Jones January 22, 2004

fascinate

really interesting

My boobs are soo big, my blouse has nine buttons but i can only fascinate.

by Anonymous March 24, 2003

fecilate

Derived from feces, to poo.

Man, After those tacos, I gotta fecilate.

by Matthew Pryce February 2, 2004