Furk

Replacement for another word that my mommie doesn't want me to say.
Used in teeny AIM chats.

hottiegurl:lik omg did u c dat new britny concert OMG

supachick:i saw it and was lik 'omg wat teh furk'

hottiegurl:LOL furk

supachick:shut teh furk up u furkin faker

hottiegurl:FAKER OMG SHUT UP

supachick:furk face

hottiegurl:i am so not fake i meen omg i by all my clos at 'young chikiez'

supachick:ooooo wow stil fake

hottiegurl:FURK

hottiegurl has furked off

by TheWiggidy December 05, 2003

Furked

A slang word for "Fucked", commonly used by kids, in which parents won't let kids swear.

Brandon: You shoot like shit!!
Clark: Somebody must have Furked with my sights again.

by Scotthew June 22, 2005

Furk

has no definition. Just an expression for any emotion.

Furk this!
This is furking great.
I got a furking A!

by Terek Eyson October 09, 2003

Furking

Lurking on Facebook

I haven't had anything interesting to post lately, I've just been furking.

by kahoenurse November 16, 2009

FURK

FURK is an acronym for "For Unlawful Rectal Knowledge". FURK is when a man is having sexual intercouse with a woman from behind or doggy style in her vagina, and with one quick motion puts his penis in her anus and plays it off as a total accident. A man will FURK his woman in an attempt to see her reaction to anal sex.

Dude I FURKED my girlfriend last night and she squealed like a pig and flipped out on me!

by Turdpipe June 09, 2013

Furking

Fun at work. Or having fun while you're working.

Fun + work

I'm having a fabulous time Furking today!!

by yeders October 03, 2009

Furk

Consisting of two words: Fun and Work. Any job that one enjoys performing but can also be considered work.

The hooker told me she considered last night to be purely furk.
"Man I can't believe they are paying us for this. This is totally furk!"

by John Towers December 01, 2003