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jamaican funeral

The act of ashing a bong clear, and then dumping the bongwater over the still smoldering ashes to put them out.
"Hey man, let's get out of here. Jamaican funeral this bong and let's roll."
by K. Melly November 27, 2014
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Retirement Funeral

This came about while talking with a friend about the death of someone who was planning to retire, but passed away before retiring. I told him that we would be attending his retirement funeral.
Retirement Funeral - a service held for a person who planned to retire, but died before retiring.
Jason A.L.
has to be 85 years old, if he doesn't retire soon we will be attending his Retirement Funeral.
by JJJAL August 20, 2019
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fubergen

Epic name, which comes from fucking uber and got modified to fubergen. Fubergen Aka Fub
Random: Hey bro, omfg its fub
Fubergen: I know right
by fubergen December 3, 2010
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Funeralopolis

A lifeless area of sickness, death and decay.

An Electric Wizard song "Funeralopolis"
"Hey look at that Funeralopolis"
by Wabba Jacka October 15, 2009
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Cheater's Funeral

You got caught cheating and your buddies show up to lift your spirits. Similar to a man on death row, you decide what you want to eat and drink and your friends provide.
Typical Cheater's Funeral Convo:

Buddy: Hey man, we heard you got caught and things went down really bad between you and the old lady. Tell us what food and booze to pick up and we'll be right out.

Cheater: Yeah man I need a good meal. Make it steak, bourbon and beer.

Buddy: No problem.
by HunterQT January 28, 2013
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melissa fumero

umm... maybe like the cutest human being ever?
melissa fumero starred in:
driverx
brooklyn nine-nine
the house that jack built
i hope they serve beer in hell
one life to live
by ihopetj February 1, 2019
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Texas Funeral

Sedating someone and then burying them alive in a casket about 6 feet under.
See "Kill Bill Vol. 2" for a perfect example.
by Kyle September 7, 2004
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