Fucktuating

Constantly changing one's mind about whether or not to have sex, either in general or with a particular person.

Janice found Stanley attractive, but she also knew he was a transvestite, so she kept fucktuating whenever she thought of being open to him.

by anonkh October 8, 2008

Fucktating

A verb referring to a decision you've made that will lead to you being "fucked; hating my/your life".

It is much more devastating than a simple FML will cover. Simply fucking your life is nowhere near as bad as being fucked; hating your life. A simple FML can be overcome with beer or weed.

"What have you been up to since high school?"---"Living in my parents basement fucktating."

"If I decide to work here for two more years under that psycho bitch I'm going to be fucktating."

by dirtymoneybatman September 20, 2012

Flunktuating

Getting grades that vary dramatically, but still failing

Luke is flunktuating English class. He's had A's, B's, and C's but mostly F's.

by ostrichbro911 August 1, 2016

fucktuating

When a stock fluctuates in the opposite direction you were expecting and you're like "fuck."

Man, i'm hella pissed, Apple is fucktuating hella hard today, I lost $8008!

by AnonymousHobo July 27, 2020

Fundating

Functioning ahead of the game.

I’ve been fundating all my life and have never stopped.

by Zane1 January 7, 2026