cock fungus

A type of mold/fungus that gets built up on the cock over time. The mold/fungus often is made of cum that drips onto the balls after sexual activity.

Damn bro, that cock fungus tasted like absolute dog shit.

by obese_monkey September 1, 2021

Fungusing

The act of taking someone else's computer or other device and looking up something sketchy or humorous, and accusing the person of doing it themselves. Particularly used for the word "Fungus" and the website puginarug.com.

Oh no! Jonas keeps fungusing me! What a funny jest.

by Funguser November 4, 2021

BIG FAT FUNGUS

It means BFF but cooler

You are my BIG FAT FUNGUS

by JenniferUnlimited September 11, 2020

Smut Fungus

An unkown.... Type of porno.

How'd you like the smut fungus film you saw today?

by derek sethjosephweis bremer February 24, 2011

fungus of the bungus

A foul-smelling odor of unknown origin fungi growth on your anus.

1) Victor cannot mask the oozing smell of his sheets. "What is that horrible smell?" "it's fungus of the bungus Everybody Run"
2) lady playing video poker 1: "what is that horrible smell that just wrecked everybody's air?"
Lady playing video poker 2:" it's Victor, he has fungus of the bunions and doesn't care how bad it smells!

by Markie_Marc April 4, 2019

vaginal fungus

This is when a woman gets a rather disgusting fungal growth or infection on her vaginal region.

A man orders a hooker. The Whore enters the room. 1 hour later.....

Man: Oh my god you sick Whore, you've got a vaginal fungus.

Woman: Ohhhh its grown!

by Jack Richardson August 4, 2008

Fungus Hole

A vagina with yeast infection.

Fuck Jane got one hell of a fungus hole. I'm outa there.

by Cell Buzz January 13, 2009