fukitol

Depressed? Over Worked? Job Suck? Unappreciated? Family Problems? Money Worries?
When Life Just Blows.... FUKITOL!

Depressed? Over Worked? Job Suck? Unappreciated? Family Problems? Money Worries?

by Tina June 19, 2005

fuki slam

Samoan term for grabbing someone by the hair and slamming them into a hard surface

Vale: Sole, what happen to your face?

Valea: Aw man, my mum fuki slam me for not doing my feaus

by sasayomuli November 7, 2015

Fuktiga mejmejs

Swedish for dank memes. Often posted on the swedish subreddit /r/sweden

Guy 1: Danskjäveln ska dö
Guy 2: Fuktiga mejmejs

by пошел на хуй! October 10, 2016

Fukmihaldu

The art of fucking one harder.

Spoken in the accent of a Vietnamese woman

Please Father, fukmihaldu!

"Hey you! Come here!"

"Hey you! Fukmihaldu!"

by Disthrone's Old Drummer September 23, 2011

Fukouna Shoujo 03

A disturbing gif where a 2D pixel anime girl is in a machine where she is being restrained by a machine and flayed alive. It’s really disturbing.

“Bro have you seen that Fukouna Shoujo 03 gif?”
“Yeah bro it’s disturbing”

by women> May 16, 2022

fukboi

Those boys that wear Nike socks just above the ankle, and try way too hard to pull a chick. (Usually by offering to take them to Starbucks to buy them a Pumpkin Spice Latte.)

Girl #1: "Ugh, Jessica, Ben texted me todaaay.."

Girl #2: "Omg Nikki, why do you seem sad? HE'S HOT!!!"
Girl #1: "What the actual frick, Jess.. Haven't you noticed? BEN IS A FUKBOI."

*the second girls phone buzzes and she picks it up*
Girl #2: "W-What the fuck, Ben just texted me too.. Asking me to meet him at Starbucks tonight so he can buy me a PSL.."
Girl #1:"He said that to me too, just ignore him. Fucking fukbois *rolls eyes*"
Girl #2: "Yeah heheh.. Fukbois.."

LATER, Girl#2 decides to meet with fukboi Ben, and notices that she came an hour early, but Ben was already there.

Girl #2: "Hey Beeeen.. (;"
Ben: *stutters but tries to seem cool* u-uhh.. Hey .. Courtney.. ?"
Girl#2: " It's Jessica. *eye roll and smile*
Ben: *still stuttering* oh yeah. Uhm, yo-youre early? Heheh.. *gulp*
Girl #2: "yeah, sorry about the mix up, I-"

GIRL NUMBER ONE WALKS OUT FROM THE STARBUCKS BATHROOM TO GO BACK TO BEN. BUT THEN SHE SEES GIRL #2?!?!? SHE CAME?!?!! THEY FIGHT ABOUT TELLING EACHOTHER NOT TO COME, AND THEY BOTH DEFEND THEMSELVES BY SAYING THEY BOTH JUST WANTED A FREE PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE. THEY NOW HATE EACHOTHER, AND BEN IS STILL A FUKBOI TRYING TO PULL GIRLS WITH PSL'S. THE END.

by DynamicObserver December 26, 2015

Fukitol

Medicine which cures all your problems, just Fukitol.

He was having a bad day so he just Fukitol and went home.

by CyebrWinter February 20, 2005