fugglies

Really comfortable pants and shirt (not a matching outfit), but so very ugly, you only wear them when you are at home chillin. They are "FUCKING UGLY", hence "fugglies".

Your old concert t-shirt from your senior high days and a pair of plaid flannel lounge pants, both with holes, both faded and at least 10 years old. They are so your favorite fugglies!

by Bamtwice October 25, 2009

Fugglies

1)Used to describe the insane amount of knock-off Ugg boots on the market, as if the originals weren't enough... Derives from combining the words faux, ugg, and ugly pluralized.

She thinks she's the shit in her pair of fugglies.

by my_name? February 10, 2005

mornin fuglies

The realization upon wakening after a night of drinking that the partner of choice you lucked upon last night,in the clear light of day is in reality fugly.
This condition is not as serious as a coyote wakening,however,it is responsible for a large number of lies and a usually rapid exit from the environs.

Dude1:"damn dude,you were wasted last night."

Dude2:"yeah,and I had the mornin fuglies...I was sneakin out early when the scag woke so I told her I was going to find us some breakfast."

by CrowTard March 24, 2006

fugulette

A fugly baguette

Person 1: Dang that’s a fugly baguette
Person 2: That’s why it’s called a fugulette

by jalacaka November 12, 2020

fuglied

someone or something that becomes or turns out to be really ugly. Coined by myself and a friend during a Star Wars conversation.

Friend 1: Did you hear that Jane has an OnlyFans?

Friend 2: And you fuglied her for me why?

Friend 1: Gotta look out for the boys. Bros before hoes

by 4r10 July 21, 2022

futulier

futulier
futulier
noun
A person who designs, shapes, or seeds the future by creating new concepts, language, tools, or cultural patterns; someone who works on what will be usable later rather than what is useful now.
Example:
“She’s not a planner or a predictor — she’s a futulier. She builds the ideas people will need in ten years.”
Alternate definition (more poetic):
Someone who tends the future the way a gardener tends soil — preparing conditions for things that do not yet exist.
Example:
“He doesn’t make products. He’s a futulier.”

She’s not a planner or a predictor — she’s a futulier. She builds the ideas people will need in ten years.”

by Heymuse January 2, 2026

Plastiocene Futulier

Plastiocene Futulier
plastiocene futulier
noun
A practitioner who designs and seeds future cultural, material, and conceptual tools for life in the Plastiocene era — a world defined by plastic, synthetic systems, and irreversible human impact.
Example:
“He’s not just an eco-artist or a futurist — he’s a Plastiocene futulier, building rituals and tools for the world we’ve already made.”

“He’s not just an eco-artist or a futurist — he’s a Plastiocene futulier, building rituals and tools for the world we’ve already made.”

by Heymuse January 2, 2026