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fuckwater taffy

n.

Semen or a semen derivative that is responbile for leaving a distinct chewy and salty taste in ones mouth after having performed fellatio. Also, used to denote something of little value.
1. No Jade Im outta cigarettes. Could I interest you in some fuckwater taffy?

2. OMMMAGOD! Lisa....you wouldnt have believed it....I almost drown on Ricky's fuckwater taffy.

3. I wouldnt give 3 dollars for that car, it may as well be a nugget of fuckwater taffy.

4. I wish I hadant fallated John, his fuckwater taffy tasted like rotten shit.
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Fuckade

A barricade of fuckery. A wall of shit that presents itself in front of you.
It is going to take some time to break through this fuckade.
by tvonmontag November 11, 2020
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fuckwad

A stupid person. Literally a wasted load of semen. As if to say that they shouldn't have been born. That they should have been wiped away, thrown into the garbage, or washed down the shower drain.

The type of person who creates an UrbanDictionary definition specifically to insult a specific person or group, rather than post an actual definition for the word.
Some fuckwad thought it would be funny to waste a definition for this word to spew an ad hominem about the book Liberal Fascism? Why, he's an even bigger fuckwad than the guy who posted a definition of Moonbat that insulted conservatives.
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Child-Murdering Fuckwad

Mark Summer: I've just been informed that some people find the term "anti-vaxxer" to be offensive. From now on I will use the more technically accurate term of "Child-Murdering Fuckwad"
Bob: Oh look it's an "anti-vaxxer" mourning her dead children, and oh look the fathers signing the divorce sheats and the ghosts of the children are clapping on the father for trying to get over his retarded wife

Jim: Woah don't you know "anti-vaxxer" is offensive

Bob: Wot

Jim: The more accurate term is "Child-Murdering Fuckwad"

Retarded Anti Vaxxer Mom: A wot

Bob: I think she is having a stroke

Jim: I mean I don't care, at all
by Banana of hell January 13, 2019
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FuckADeYouA

Its like Sacajawea, but saying "fuck you" with pizazz.
Guy1: Dude your dick is so small it's a tic tac!

Guy2: That's why your mom's mouth is so fresh.
Guy1: FuckAdeYouA
by FuckADeYouA June 8, 2014
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fuckadelic

The effect of being so sexually aroused that ones self falls into a trip. Hallucinating
imogen: did u see that hot guy over there?
gina: no... we are alone.
imogen: oh, i must be fuckadelic, haven't got the d in a while.
by imallianus July 3, 2014
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fuckware

Fuckware is a program that is utterly crap,It could be a virus,Hack or any program that is bad.
forget it, this doesn't prevent people from downloading this fuckware.
by Jean Pierre Dalli November 12, 2006
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