fucktarted

Coined by a wise man, fucktarted is express when the pharses: "What the fuck?" and "Are you retarded?" are just not enough to express the stupidity of the action you have just made. It was once said that Shakespeare termed the word during the production of one of his unreleased plays "The woman to whom you oweth your existence spoken of the dusk before!" through one of his characters Ma-ther fakaer of Yoreanis. Others said it was Einstein when he disagreed with is Math teacher in 2 second grade. In any case, it serves as remainder that you are a failure at life and should not pass GO in any way...shape or form.

Taken from the play "TWTWYIYESOFDB":

Ma-ther: "Hawk, does thou lack the mental capacity to even comprehend what one has done! You, good sir are quite fuckethtart!"

(Note that fucktarted stems from this, although experts like "Tightassed a plenty" disagree.)

Einstein: 2+2 does not equal 4 without proof! Are you fucktarted are do I have to show you!?

(Granted Einstein was right, the proof for 2+2 is hella hard though.)

Modern day use:

Some guy: Dude, you are so fucktarted!

by Shadowpawn April 20, 2008

Fucktarted

A mix between being mind fucked and retarted. Fucktarted.

"Yo bro, that girls hair is all fucktarted."

by connorthegreat! February 26, 2008

fucktated

1. An adjective meaning something that is both fucked up and twisted.

2. An idea or action that is perverted, warped, mixed up or even sick.

1. "Jeffrey Dahmer used to kill animals as a kid, and then stick their heads on stakes in his yard. That's some pretty fucktated shit."

2. The Nazis had some fucktated ideas about race and stuff.

by Bikeboy December 10, 2008

Fucktarted

Someone or something that is stupid as the act of having sex. (Usually derogatory)

Joe: Hey Cameron want to go to the moon.
Cameron: NO, THAT'S FUCKTARTED!

by rh1n0man May 15, 2008

fuckwittedry

It describes the activities or behaviour of one or more fuckwits.

Microsoft support is demonstrating the kind of fuckwittedry that has made them famous!

by TheRollercoaster July 27, 2015

fuckwitted

A term used to describe someone who is so stupid they would get a ball implant on his face. It is normally used to describe a half arsed saddo who,despite the fact that he has no common sense, would be the best candidate for prime minister at the moment as he has more brain cells than our current one who has approximately 0.001 ounces of common sense in his balding head.

Here's a mince pie you fuckwitted stupid cabbage.

by ThE pArTnErS iN cRiMe April 20, 2020