Fuckronaut

1. One who is completely fucked in the head.
2. What you become when you join the bazillion mile high club

Quite frankly, I don't trust either one of you Fuckronauts.

by Burchie April 28, 2010

fuckaroni

Like saying fuck but better. Said in a situation of extreme emotion. Has nothing to do with macaroni.

person 1: heyy i broke ur phone.
person 2: fuckaroni!

by kc wasabi February 8, 2010

Imperial Fuckton

Roughly 1200 Metric Fucktons. A unit of measurement in the extreme supurlative.

MY CETA is a star that has roughly 2 Imperial Fucktons of plasma.

by MatthewTay November 9, 2007

fuckeroni

An Italian-American fuckhead. A word made up of fucker and macaroni (a bastardised Italian pasta).

Frank Bonura is a fat fuckeroni.

by Tanaka December 17, 2004

fuckton

1: n. A very large amount. 2: Very heavy unit of measure. 3: A futon sofa that is used for sexual purposes.

Syn: assload, fuckload, shitload, shitton, beaucoup

Ant: jack shit

1. I can't go clubbing tonight, I have a fuckton of work on my puter.

2. Yo dude, that bitch gotta be sportin 17 fucktons.

3. Hey homey, you don't wanna plant your ass there. There's a shitload of Santorum on the fuckton.

by Marc December 11, 2003

fucktion

Similar to fiction; Tale of sex that never actually happened.

Ummm...Remember when I said I fucked Becky and her mom simultaneously? That was actually fucktion.

by goatsearse May 12, 2009

fucktion

When you are doing Calculus function problems and obviously there's something else on the
mind.

Rick: "What the heck would f(x) equal? I hate fucktions!"
Esteban: "Hahahahaha... nice"
Ms. Rod: "What kind of problems are you guys doing?"
Evan: "That, my friends, is called a Freudian slip... haha."

by A Breed of Sushi January 25, 2009