Fucktrade

When some cocksucker takes over a company and completely fucks up a company's culture. Also can mean an investment gone shitty.

Example 1:
Friend: "Man so you still working at that company?"
Me: "No I quit, the company turned into a total fucktrade."

Example 2:
Friend: "So how is your investment doing?"
Me: "I don't want to talk about it, it was a fucktrade."

by thelittlebitch1988 October 3, 2014

Fucksmack

A process in which an individual beats another individual up so badly that the attacker suddenly orgasms and ejaculates all over the victims body

Burgler: ima lay the Fucksmack on you pal!!
Man: No!

by Derkadurr March 11, 2017

fuckshack

An outhouse in the middle of the woods (sometimes near a cottage) that is converted to become a small place for alot of fucking to go on, the plumbing is removed and replaced with a carpet and a lava lamp, creating a great enviroment for fucking with very little people around to hear/intrude.

"He took me out to his fuckshack and slammed me down against the carpet, but then I burned my ass on the lava lamp"

by fuckshack101 July 16, 2008

fucktacious

Fabulous something worthy of fuck

that was fucktacious

by Jebus December 10, 2002

FuckRuckus

Verb, Loud noises, usually made in the act of Fucking. Though could be used to imply a loud noise.

I had that girl making a FUCKRUCKUS.

by Lucius Macabeus October 12, 2010

fucktaculous

1. To convey an expression of awesomeness,epicness or uberness.

2. A spectacular fuck.

3. A lay so epic/uber/awesome/ultimate/super that the orgasm you get is just mother fucking ecstasy.

4. A super fuck that may break your bed

Dude ,she was a great catch but sex with her sister was motherfucking fucktaculous !!!

by zingeraddict September 29, 2011

fuckjack

Kind of like fucktard, fuckhead, stupid fucking idiot, only better since without the "retard" of connotation inherent in "fucktard" and not as lame as douchbag/douche, etc.

"How about those fuckjacks (n.) who try to force their entire torso into the subway doors before they close?"

Also, as a verb:

"to describe the action of jacking the subway door open and screwing everybody else. "I totally fuckjacked my way onto the train this morning, and then some dude in a cape took a boot to my sternum."

by pikadar May 19, 2010