fuckmonger

One who loves to be among people fucking,without fucking oneself.

I only go to these parties to get high and be a fuckmonger,no im not gonna pull your wifes hair for you.

by Trace Thaggard March 17, 2005

fuck sponge

Another usless person on the internet that just takes up good bandwidth by downloading or uploading garbage.

That fuck sponge must be downloading the fuckin internet creating all this lag!

by Capri388 April 17, 2003

Fuck sponge

A bed mattress or couch or any other household furniture item containing cotton or foam padding.

Got a new fuck sponge for the bedroom

by xGRIMMxREAPRx February 4, 2021

Fuck Sponge

Someone whom pisses you off, does something stupid, or someone who has loose morals.

That Fuck Sponge just brake checked me!

by Congressmen February 9, 2021

Fuck Sponge

A piece of household furniture that you can sleep on or can be used for sexual acts.

I'm going to tie you up on my fuck sponge

by Congressmen February 9, 2021

Fuckslinger

A term used to describe someone who uses the 'f' word a lot at the worst possible times during general conversation. For example, if the said individual was giving a speech at a wedding... 'Ron is the best bloke ever. I remember when we went to Amsterdam and he Fucked that hooker...' or if they were talking to their nan... 'fuck nan, I just dropped your fucking false teeth down the fucking toilet' or the worst, when they are talking to their partners parents. 'I fucking love her, your daughters fucking awesome.'

Jeff is a complete fuckslinger. He ruined my wedding.

by Knightmarine April 30, 2015

fuckstone

an inanimate, powerless idiot

John was fuckstone yesterday

by imakeweirddefinitions December 31, 2022