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Fucksicle

Comparable to a fuck boi yet slightly inferior due to their lack of sexual attractiveness (fuckability) and cold heart hence the use of "sicle" instead of the human quality "boi."
Don't pretend like he's a good guy when he's actually a fucksicle!
"I ain't gonna be sucking on that fucksicle on a hot day." Exclaimed laquisha adamantly

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by Lalala5000 May 9, 2016
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flying fucksicle

When a load is blown in an extremely low temperature environment. In such a situation the spooge freezes in mid flight and bounces off the ground on landing
Jim: "Dave you shoulda seen it! I j'd off in the hot tub last night and blew my load over the edge. It was so cold outside, it turned into a huge flying fucksicle mid flight and bounced off the deck!"
Dave:"ur fuckin weird"
by Droopy ballz July 12, 2016
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fucksican

A person of Spanish decent that does not understand American ways...
Johnny is such a fucksican, he never understands anything I say.
by Dave the Carpenter January 23, 2021
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Fairfax Fudgsicle

The insertion of a feces-covered phallic object into a person's mouth. There are three roles involved in this act: a penetrator, a supplier of feces, and a recipient of the feces-covered phallic object. The roles can be independent, but a given individual can also fill multiple roles.
Since you were so nice and took me to Buca di Beppo, I have been packing in a little treat for ya. Get ready for a Fairfax Fudgsicle for dessert.
by Officer Matt O'Brien November 6, 2021
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Fucksisle

Fucksisle is short for "Fuck Kingsisle".

Kingsisle Entertainment created Wizard101, Pirate101, and several failed mobile games.

The term "Fucksisle" can be used to complain and criticize out of retaliation from its unethical actions. Please avoid buying crowns or membership from Kingsisle as they will inevitably ban you regardless of how innocent you are.

Example 1:

Player 1: I just got banned for calling Aethyr Elemental a bee itch! I didn't event say bitch!

Player 2: God damn it Fucksisle!

Player 1: I know right! I even paid those shitheads more than $2,000 for crowns, memberships, and bundles. I was so nice to everyone I met online and the Kingsisle employees. They then threw me out like a bag full of dogshit.

Player 2: I am never buying crowns or membership again!

Example 2:

Richard UnicornCaller: Man! Kingsisle just banned me for account sharing!

Blaze StormCloud: Dude! You know that it is stictly against the Terms of Use.

Richard UnicornCaller: I wasn't sure. I just wanted to let a friend use my storm wizard to quest. I am so mad that I spent all those years simping for Kingsisle by promoting their Twitter account and saying nice things. I really thought simping for them would get me free stuff. I hate Fucksisle!

Blaze StormCloud: You suck at simping, Richard. I am better at it, because I followed every single Term of Use and was given a code for 2 random pet snacks. And please don't call them Fucksisle, that's so rude and disrespectful.
Fucksisle has just muted my account even though I used no profanity.
by CleanWater July 4, 2022
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Fucksimile

The Fax equivalent of "Sexting"; a sexually suggestive telefacsimile.
Mark just photocopied his dong and faxed it too me, I scanned my boobs and sent him a return fucksimile.
by stayawakeatwork October 4, 2010
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Fuckslice

An explicit generalised name for something (be it person, place, object or otherwise) you can't remember the actual name of at the moment in time, during a conversation.
(Object)
Dave, pass me the uh... uhm... Fuckslice.

(Place)
Yeah, we took a long trip to... Fuckslice? - off of the main road...

(Person)
Oh I remember him, his name was... John... Fuckslice.
by Squizzler24 October 25, 2012
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