fuckrobatics

It's all in the word. Shag, tag and somersaults...

Coupe + passenger seat - clothing + blowjob on the go - cruise control = fuckrobatics.

"Dude, you won't believe the bitch I brought home last night, you'd have thought I'd have picked her up at the circus. She lost her clothes and sucked me off before I could even say 'Where's your monkey'? You'd swear she went to the school of Fuckrobatics"

by Sugalicious December 2, 2007

Fuckrounded

Exaggerating the word "grounded" to emphasize on the possible damnation it could bring to your life.

Sara: Oh Don't worry, Just go ahead with it, No one will know ;)
Me: NOOO, if my family ever finds out I'd be FUCKROUNDED!
Sara: haha, Lol XD

by XsummergurlXPakiSalsa June 19, 2010

fuckrottory

Activities done by two best friends on a laid back day.

After completing the morning's tasks, the boys got into all sorts of fuckrottory.

by TheBalkan March 5, 2018

Fuckrudders

The anthropologically correct pronunciation of a popular hamburger restaurant chain found all over the United States.

Cashier: Hello sir, what can I get for you?

Michael: Hmm... I'm not sure, what's your most popular burger here at Fuckrudders?

Cashier: Ermm.. it's actually pronounced Fuddr-

Michael: -shut the fuck up bitch, I'm an anthropology major, I think I'd know my shit on this kind of thing better than you would. Just LAWL at you actually trying to correct ME of all people on this. I swear to God if you even THINK about 'correcting' me again I will blow your fucking brains out. ::pulls .45 caliber Springfield XD handgun out of waistband and points it at her forehead::

Cashier: ::shrieks in horror:: OH MY GOD. UMMMmmm.. ummm.. our 'Southwest Burger' is pretty popular I guess. Would you like one of those? ::sweats nervously::

Michael: NO. I'm vegan. Sigh. I fucking hate this place. Meat is murder. etc

Cashier: LOL, phewwww ::relaxes and wipes sweat off forehead:: and here I was thinking I might actually get shot to death hahaha. Whew, good thing it turns out you're just some vegan hipster. Weeeee. Looks like I have nothing to worry about here after all. weeeeee!

Michael: BUT! BUT ummm this is like a real gun and stuff, you should do as I say!! Stop ignoring me! Just cuz I'm vegan doesn't mean I'm a pussy! C'mon! Obey me woman!!!

Cashier: LOLLLLL lololol... ::ignores Michael/remains completely unconcerned, now that she knows he's just some weak ass vegan::

Michael: ::sulks and drives off in his Prius::

by Anthrogangsta June 15, 2011

Fucknod

Abbreviated form of the term Fuck Nodule. A total fuck. Someone who is such a giant fuck that it is instantly and painfully obvious that they are such. Even in a group of fucks the fucknod stands out as a particularly worthless and irritating fucker.

The entire cast of Mad TV is a bunch of fucks, but Michael McDonald, the douche nozzle who plays that fag weasel Stuart, is a total fucknod. God I hate that bastard.

by Magnificent Seven November 25, 2005

fuckriday

Any friday that is not a normal friday... aka an extraordinary friday
This can be an amazing friday, or a shithole friday.

Dude... on fuckriday we're getting hardcore wasted and then going to pick up my bag of $1 million dollars, and then we're going to cross the border illegally and pick up some weed and chicks.
Fuckriday is the best.

by Char Char {ritz} April 17, 2007

fuckradamus

Fuckradamus.

Is a title given to someone, that has the forseen power to predict fuckery .
And or being able to call bullshit in advance.

Man you were right about that guy the other day. He tried to get one over on me, like you said.
Your like a fuckradamus .

by Sign team six December 14, 2015