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fuckriday 

Any friday that is not a normal friday... aka an extraordinary friday
This can be an amazing friday, or a shithole friday.
Dude... on fuckriday we're getting hardcore wasted and then going to pick up my bag of $1 million dollars, and then we're going to cross the border illegally and pick up some weed and chicks.
Fuckriday is the best.
fuckriday by Char Char {ritz} April 17, 2007
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n. a work (or school) day that has been spontaneously converted into a day off.
Tuesday,I woke up late and couldn't find my keys so I declared it a fuckitday.
Comes from the root of Fuck which, in a verbal battle, can not be topped.
fuckidy by Bill January 10, 2005

fuckidy fuck

an expression or exclamation of disapproval or discontent.
For those times when 'fuck' is just not enough.
This word has no sexual connotations. see bad examle
tripping over after realising one parked ones car on ones foot, one might be heard to exclaim "fuckidy fuck".

One would NOT say "gosh, I'd fuckidy fuck that!" . In this instance, the word 'tap' would suffice.
fuckidy fuck by Doinkman October 18, 2008
"Fuckready" adjective:
1. prepared to have sexual intercourse, (see also "horny")
2. to describe an attractive, physically desirable person with whom sexual intercourse seems imminent.
"I've had 2 pitchers of PBR and am feelin' so fuckready!"

"That Hilary Duff is fuckready!"
Fuckready by Kara December 29, 2004

fuckradamus 

Fuckradamus.

Is a title given to someone, that has the forseen power to predict fuckery .
And or being able to call bullshit in advance.
Man you were right about that guy the other day. He tried to get one over on me, like you said.
Your like a fuckradamus .
fuckradamus by Sign team six December 14, 2015

Fuckdaym 

A synonym for GODAYM, but used with more emphasis on the situation. Used in a situation where you have no words to describe the sentiment, usually when you're in complete and utter shock, you can't even.
Person No. 1: Omg look at that hot guy over there, Fuckdaym.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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