fuckpanzee

a fuckpanzee is somebody with the intelligence of a retarded monkey, who also acts like a douche bag at times. This is when you call them a fuckpanzee.

For fucks sake alex, stop being such a fuckpanzee!

by jbridge September 13, 2005

Carolina Faceplant

When you're doing a girl from behind, and she has her hands up against the wall. You take one of your hands and swat both of her hands out of the way and then she goes smack into the wall.

I gave ya mama the carolina faceplant the other day. Don't give me that bullshit that yo daddy hit er!

by bojzzle June 12, 2010

faceplant

Act of hitting the ground face-first; a term generally used by participants in extreme sports.

"He was thrown over the handlebars of his bike and did a faceplant in the mud."

by cowboy00242 September 17, 2003

fuckulate

To manipulate negativly, perhaps by way of fucking

We had it all planned out perfect til that bitch fuckulated it all up.

Go fuckulate yourself.

by Colin r. October 5, 2006

Fuckalated

something that is disrupted or destroyed due to some stupid not thought out prank/idea.

if you try to make that jump with your skate board youll end up being fuckalated

by annne22ew May 26, 2009

Fucklander

Noun~ to descend from the Auckland region and behave with general "douchery" towards others. Generally considered to have a stick lodged firmly upside ones posterior

Oh look at em, he’s a fucklander

by Rowboat Girlyman November 24, 2017

FACEPLANT

Hitting the ground face first. Also: auger, digger, soil sample, spring planting.

For a fine example - click on the link:
www.patglennon.net/images/faceplant.jpg

by PGDN April 16, 2004