Trilayered Orange Fuckcake

The Trilayered Orange Fuckcake is a critically endangered branch of the human race. It gained its name from the orange coloration of its hide, and the three layers of its body; the outer coating of fat, the inner muscles (and organs), and the dark, evil core in the center. The dark inner cores are located within the heart. They fetch a price of a small loan of a million dollars, as they are extremely rare. Another striking characteristic of the Fuckcake is its majestic golden mane atop its head. Many wonder if the mane is in fact real, or just an illusion. Science thought these beasts were dead, but as one came into the public eye last year during the presidential election, so we know this not to be the case. The last remaining one has been given private sanctuaries in Washington and Mar a Lago to thrive for the rest of its days, and to breed with young, curvy, european swimsuit models, in hope that another Fuckcake will be born before the last one goes extinct. When in trouble, we believe they call on the help of other humans, including Russian leaders, but such acts of desperation have not yet been proven to exist. If you see another Fuckcake roaming the streets, please call the EPA, unless the Fuckcake in the White House has shut the EPA down, in which case, offer it a trail of scantily clad women that leads to a shelter of some sort, and protect it until we can have it breed with the other one.

Who let that Trilayered Orange Fuckcake into the goddamn white house?
Jesus fucking christ Billy, you're as filthy as a Trilayered Orange Fuckcake?
Latin Classification Term: Homo Sapiens Trilayerus Fuckcakeus

by ProtectionOfTheEndangered March 25, 2017

fucktater

One who enjoys watching others have sex

i.e. a spectater at a sporting event, but for sex

In undergrad, me and my girl would be doing the dirty in the dorm, and my roommate would act like he was asleep, what a fucktater.

by Jaron_1 December 14, 2006

fucktrated

(1) Frustrated, due primarily (or to some large degree) by the absence of or inability to attain sexual activity.
(2) Hard-up; horny
(3) Sexually dissatisfied

"Gurl, I'm feelin' fucktrated... that's frustrated, with an emphasis on the fuck."

by Mitzvah May 13, 2008

Fuckcrater

The event of when the sex between two individuals reaches the point of being so explosive, that it has left obtrusive evidence of the event to the rest of the world, in some cases affecting or even harming those who happen to be innocent bystanders.

"We definitely left a fuckcrater at Robert's house party after she let me sign that shit"

"They must have been had a good one, because that fuckcrater they left took a while for housekeeping clean up."

by TWiggles20 July 15, 2009

fuckopathologist

A person who specializes in the analysis of fucking disorders.

He was a highly recognized and talented fuckopathologist who was able to quickly nail down the cause of anyone’s sexual dysfunction.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2021

fuckateria

A social gathering or other environment with large numbers of women present, often in a drunken or otherwise sexually receptive state.

This creates a situation with an overwhelming variety of cheap, easy options similar to a cafeteria at lunchtime.

That residence party was a total fuckateria, but Dave still can't get himself laid.

by Spewey April 13, 2004

fuckdate

same as a booty call, a date with the sole purpose of having sex/fucking

I had a really great fuckdate last night.
I think I am going to call Scott for a fuckdate tonight cause I am really horny.

by Rae Rae March 9, 2004