Fuckmustard

(Adj) A baligerant word uttered in place of any lack of other descriptive words.

(Noun) Jaundiced cum...

There is not enough fuckmustard in the gawd damed world , to make me want to do that!

by Jackstinger151 September 5, 2020

Oregon fuckbuster

When a gay middle aged man is tired of his sex life w his partner , so to spice it up a bit he shoves a lubricated mason jar filled with mice into his gay lovers anus.

God tanner and Marshall could really use a Oregon fuckbuster in their sex life.

by Alex little dick November 13, 2018

fuckmonster

A relationship definition somewhere between "friend-with-benefits" and "disease trader."

Ro Bag: "I'm not Katy's boyfriend, I'm just her Fuckmonster!"

by Marcus Chizzle December 28, 2005

Funmunster

Funny, catchy phrases that are unexpectedly said by stoners that are written down for further use.

Fuck them! They can suck my right Dick!....Guys write down that Funmunster.

by Jecko McJefferson February 11, 2009

fuckminsterfullerene

When 60 carbon-based life forms fuck eachother all at the same time in a geodesic 60-way orgy.

Ready for the fuckminsterfullerene tonight? I invited only 58 other people I found on Tinder. It’ll be absolutely lit.

by Bad C dev February 22, 2023

fuckmonster

One who frequently engages in carefree sportfucking without regard to commitment, reason, or partners' emotions.

Yulia: William is a dirty, dirty fuckmonster.
William: You know you love it.

by Dino February 10, 2005

fuckmuncher

A stupid dumb ass who likes to lick peopls asses until they get warts on there toungue.

A guy licked my ass until he got warts on his toungue.

by Max May 29, 2003