fuckmonkey

Someone who is just being used for sex

he is just her fuckmonkey

by Monkeymaster May 6, 2003

fudmonger

One who spreads fear, uncertainty and doubt (fud) through propoganda, misdirection and/or shady marketing to fulfill a hidden agenda.

Absent any metrics or supporting facts, the fudmonger claimed to have lost 50% of his site traffic due to the redesigned website.

by thisg1rl April 19, 2010

fuckmonkey

Someone who continually screws up

"Jim missed another deadline? What a fuckmonkey!"

by nzowl December 15, 2003

fuckfinger

Your middle finger. The finger you give the finger with. Also possibly the finger you digit-fuck someone with.

He put out his hand and extended his fuckfinger right in my face.

by jochanan October 27, 2010

Fuckboner

A completely stupid and clueless person who totally screws up.

'Hey bro, I just bought 10 rare pennies from this bum for a 100 bucks.'

'Why would you buy 10 cents worth of pennies for 100 bucks; dude your such a fuckboner.'

by B-Town Mike March 6, 2010

Facemonger

A "playful" offensive term similar to "Jerkface". Often used against someone in a derogatory manner. This word can be easily adapted to an individual's arsenal of "FACE" insults.

Person 1: "These cats are bothering me!"
Person 2: "Your FACE is bothering me!"
Person 1: "Damn it Person 1 you're such a FACEMONGER"

by HolmesCT March 15, 2010

kuckmonger

a dude who acts straight but secretly is submissive to bbc or 3 mm defeaters

Damn, Gabriel is cool to hang out with but i know he’s an absolute kuckmonger to Tyrone’s dick

by Kimmy123 December 4, 2021