Fucktangular

An adjective to describe a situation that is complicated and messy in multiple unpleasant and difficult ways. Similar to clusterfuck, except an adjective instead of a noun.

Did you hear what's happening in the Middle East?

Yeah, its fucktangular

by lolersaurus December 4, 2018

Fuckmance

1. Ardent, physical attachment or involvement between two people, usually focusing on sexual prowess, to the exclusion of all other traits or qualities. 2. Short-lived, intense, whirlwind relationship between two people who are incapable of contemplating any future beyond the next orgasm.

They're too busy enjoying their fuckmance to remember anyone else exists.

by lynlyn April 20, 2010

Fucksman

A man who is a master in the art of the seduction of the opposite sex for the purpose of sexual intercourse.

Did John score with the chick he picked up last night?

Yeah, he's a Fucksman!

by ferlincletus December 15, 2009

Fuckland with an A

If you've ever had trouble remembering how to spell Auckland, the largest city in New Zealand, then this is the mnemonic for you.

"How do you spell Auckland?"
"It's like Fuckland with an A."

by Choda Boy 57 July 24, 2007

Fucktangular

When a situation, usually romantic or family, is messy, grueling, and complicated in multiple unpleasant and difficult ways. Also ultrafucktangular, megafucktangular.

That dinner with my girlfriend and her family was 8 ways Fucktangular ... it's going to take me months to recover

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 3, 2020

fuckmaster 3000

The sacred fuck master 3000 is an extraordinary device used either for extreme penetration of ones vaginal or anal complex or the encasement of a cock. It may also be used by your moth to practice your lickin'n'flickin. Overall the Funkmaster 3000 is the ultimate Christmas gift for your nephews and grandkids!

Julie, I just got the new Fuckmaster 3000 for little Timmy. Oh, he will be so delighted to get it for his birthday!

by BigDaddy12341234 December 15, 2017

Fuckland, USA

A nickname used colloquially for that town in the US where everyone and everything is completely fucked up.

Welcome to Fuckland, USA, all you have to do is bend over and crack a smile!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 21, 2021