Who gives a fuckism

The philosophy of not caring about philosophy and deciding to focus on what humans do best, randomly existing and doing whatever the hell we want.

Dr. Mister Pretentious is an avid critic of Who gives a fuckism

by Dr. Professor Smartman June 10, 2023

Homo Fuckism

a religion where people practice to be homo fuck nuggets of the holt gay lord isacery

blakes homo fuckism show when he made out with alex

by giuseppe bongiorno October 17, 2008

fucksmith

A person who regularly fucks up.

Aubrey: "My husband spilled paint all over the goddamn carpet again."

Vicki: "No shit?"

Aubrey: "Yeah, he's been a real fucksmith lately."

by Geoff AF May 2, 2010

Fucksman

A man who is a master in the art of the seduction of the opposite sex for the purpose of sexual intercourse.

Did John score with the chick he picked up last night?

Yeah, he's a Fucksman!

by ferlincletus December 15, 2009

Fucksimile

The Fax equivalent of "Sexting"; a sexually suggestive telefacsimile.

Mark just photocopied his dong and faxed it too me, I scanned my boobs and sent him a return fucksimile.

by stayawakeatwork October 4, 2010

Fucksmack

A process in which an individual beats another individual up so badly that the attacker suddenly orgasms and ejaculates all over the victims body

Burgler: ima lay the Fucksmack on you pal!!
Man: No!

by Derkadurr March 11, 2017

fuckising

During a sexual encounter, a decision to fuckis on one person

Tonight we’re not fuckising on me, but we’re fuckising on you. So tonight I’ll eat your pussy if tomorrow you suck my dick.

by Valsboobhound August 8, 2020