fuckall

1. used to denote futility and or the low worth of an attempt
2. something which is worth all of one fuck, which is universally agreed to be less than two shits

Bobby was chatting up a girl at the pub but all of his effords did fuckall for getting him laid

by nando November 14, 2002

Monkey Fuckball

When 2 or more people are trying to accomplish a task and failing spectacularly due to sheer incompetence. aka “two monkeys trying to fuck a football,”.

Those two guys putting that swingset together look like they are playing a game of monkey fuckball.

by Bobobzilla July 12, 2021

fuckball

A total wanker

"Dude, Dave is such a total fuckball"
"For real, he is NOT all the way live"

by Ryboflavin March 6, 2003

fuckall

A lang of British origin with many definitions. Of which are:
1. Worth absolutley nothing
2. A feeble and unsucessful attempt
3. An overall bad experience
4. An interjection of anger, excitement, or disbelief.

1. "It's Mickey mouse mate... and it's worth, a fuckall."
2. I just spent all evening with that girl and got absolutley fuckall out of it.
3. It's so damn windy I couldn't even begin to golf, and it was just a fuckall of a time.
4. Oh fuckall! Did you just grab my ass?

by Michael Vinduska September 19, 2003

Fuckity Fuckallelujah

An expression used while having a debate about a controversial issue with someone who is somewhat intellectually challenged (e.g. A feminist; BLM activist or typical SJW) and suddenly something clicks and they realize how moronic their point of view is.

An enlightened person: The “77 cent gender pay gap" statistic is simply the comparison of the averaged annual earnings of all men and women working full-time (+35hrs/week) . It does NOT account for different job positions, occupation, industry, level of expertise, years of experience or total hours worked beyond 35hrs per week. It has NOTHING to do with getting paid differently for the SAME job (which is illegal already!). It has NOTHING to do with sexism or gender discrimination.

A Rad. Feminist: Ummmm, emmm, so you mean by referencing the “wage gap” to push for “equal pay for equal work” I’ve been comparing apples to oranges?

An enlightened person: Well Fuckity Fuckallelujah!!!

by cuddlypsycho June 16, 2016

fucktally challenged

Politically correct way of saying "fucktard"; contraction of "fucking mentally challenged"

1st person: "That guy is such a fucktard!"

2nd person: "You shouldn't say that anymore. The politically correct term is fucktally challenged."

by Zinnc November 29, 2011

fuckball

an asshole or someone you extremely dislike

you fuckin fuckball bastard

by sam defrezz May 13, 2005