oh fuck factor

When something goes your way but you become nervous about it anyway, you may say "oh fuck" a lot.

Even though Ashley agreed to go to the dance with me I started getting the oh fuck factor and became nervous that I might embarrass myself.

by Bronson Myers January 2, 2006

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the fuck-factor

The fuck-factor is the unexpected,although sometimes inevitable hitch,X factor or just the bad-luck part of for example,a plan.

The wifes'on nights,the kids are staying at grannies'.You ring your mistress, in ten minutes shes'there. Great dope, wonderful champagne unforgetable dirty, dirty,sex and my god "its half six already"..... bottles,dildoes, roaches, sperm stains..... NOTHING MUST BE FORGOTTEN!!!
Mistress out the door. Windows opened,dog-breath... done,tuna-fish willy.....ready for inspection..... THIS IS GOING TO WORK!!!!
(20 MINUTES LATER)
"Hi honey how'd work go?"
"Oh fine, but I gotta take a shower!"
"Sure babes', I'll put the coffee on".........(exit wife)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! YOU BASTARD, YOU FUCKING TWO TIMING LOW LIFE SON OF A BITCH!!!!Shit, babes what did I do????
Which brings me back to the fuck-factor.
IF YOUR MISTRESS USES A TAMPAX AND SHE DROPS ONE IN YOUR SHITTER ..... DON'T FORGET TO PULL THE CHAIN GUYS.

by Steve CHUTER November 13, 2006

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fuckatory

The small fragment in the brain that acts as a factory for the fucks people give.

Doctor: Sir after that crash, you ruptured your brains fuckatory system.

by Mr.$wag December 11, 2016

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Fuckatory

Similar to being in purgatory but used in a corporate environment. Caught in between doing what is right and doing what is right for the person above you.

Currently, I am caught in “Fuckatory”. I am trying to do what is best for my employees by notifying HR immediately, but it seems as though my boss believes I am undermining her. I am getting e’F’d at all angles.

by QuadLove February 15, 2020

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