Fuckey Farmsworth

n. Someone who cuts you off or does something stupid in traffic, nearly causing an accident (fatal or minor) and endangering themself and/or others including you. Fuckey can be substituted with Buckey

Nice signal, Fuckey Farmsworth...
Where did you get your license, Fuckey Farmsworth?
Are you trying to get everyone killed Fuckey Farmsworth?
Reckless Driver, bad driver, dumb ass, moron, idiot , dumb fuck, crazy stupid bastard...

by THE_SOLIDBIGBOSS April 06, 2017

fuckey wuckey

basically an uwu way of saying fuck, but never used as an adjective.

xXnekoXx: "wanna fuckey wuckey uwu?"
Chad: "nah, virginity is cool, remain pure!"
xXnekoXx: *fucking dies

by pee_master October 27, 2021

fuckeye

The lingering look one gives to another person with whom they desire to have sex. Sometimes interpreted as creepy, sometimes as sexy, the fuckeye is not to be given lightly; the person giving the fuckeye must seriously intend to get laid with this look.

Totally, man. She's giving you the fuckeye for sure.

by Scats March 02, 2011

fuckeyes

(n) A person whose eyes are fucked. This may be something the person is born with, or maybe something that happened later in life. They will not be able to see their own eyes, so they will be unable to check whether they are a fuckeyes or not.

Shark has really fucked eyes. You might say he's a fuckeyes.

by Scott1 June 18, 2005

fuckeyes

It's an insult used when someone mis-reads something, can't see something in front of them, or misses something called to attention for a short moment (like when you are in the car).

You are driving along when you see a pigeon fucking a snail. You say - 'Holy shit did you see that pigeon fucking that snail??'

The other person in the car says - 'No i missed it'

You say 'Nice one fuckeyes...'

by Phil_via_Pants May 14, 2010

fuckeye

Slang for a female's vagina.

I am a fuckeye lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeerrr!

by magicbigsi August 24, 2006

The Michigan Fuckeye aka The Tressel

This is when an Ohio State student seduces a whore from the University of Michigan during rivalry week. The Ohio State student then takes the whore home where he proceeds to have intercourse with her. Approximately 1/2-3/4 of the way through the intercourse, the Ohio State student proceeds to shove a buckeye into the U of M whore's vagina. The Ohio State student yells something clever like "Fear the vest!" or "O-H!" and then leaves.

The Michigan Fuckeye aka The Tressel

"Dude, I totally Tresseled the shit out of that skank from Michigan last night. I think she had a nut allergy so I left an epipen on her desk."

by GoBuckeyes86 October 01, 2009