Fuckey Fuckey

Wanting to have sexual intercourse with someone you find extremely attractive.

"Omg Juliette! Angel is so hot . Ooooo you wanna Fuckey Fuckey Jakayla? ;) ;) "

by JLC315 August 26, 2016

fuckey wuckey

basically an uwu way of saying fuck, but never used as an adjective.

xXnekoXx: "wanna fuckey wuckey uwu?"
Chad: "nah, virginity is cool, remain pure!"
xXnekoXx: *fucking dies

by pee_master October 27, 2021

Holy Fuckey Baduckey

Like holy moly or holy crap, or holy shit, except used in instances where those words don't cut it.

Holy Fuckey Baduckey! My wife is pregnant!

by Eushshtb March 12, 2025

Destination fucked

It's when you drink a beer on the roof and then hit yourself in the head with the can. Then try to be Tony Hawk, fail hard, fall on your head and lay there for a moment while a child gives you the finger. Also there is a fire on the right and a fat pig.

This is the longest journey to destination fucked.

by mstr-rptr November 29, 2018

Downedest mother fucker

(noun) Tried and true, faithful-to-the-end; unwaveringly loyal to the core; your #1 ally when the shit goes down and your cause may very well be a lost one.

I was worried about John going to that part of town, but then I learned Nikki was with him. Nikki considers John a friend and is the downedest mother fucker I know. By me learning that I brushed my worries to the side. Nikki would watch out for John and put John's well being above his own .

by Nikki Stixx December 29, 2019

texas bug fucker

An errant golf shot that fails to go airborne but skips very fast along the ground, never going higher than a foot or two. So fast, in fact, that the golf ball is figuratively fucking a bug. Called a Texas Bug Fucker by Texas golfers, and really by golfers everywhere.

Charlie topped the golf ball off the tea and it skittered so fast that it burned a path down the fairway. It was a real Texas Bug Fucker.

by WordMan1965 April 29, 2014

Fizzle Fucked

When things or situations get messed up with no logical explanation or understanding. Different from a "Cluster Fuck", a situation that is Fizzle Fucked just makes no God damn sense.

For example, when your phone charger works only half the time and never when you really need it the most. You stand there bending the cord back and forth and shaking it like you are trying to raise the dead. Suddenly someone walks by and says, "Son, looks like your charger is Fizzle Fucked."

by Seahawks1300 January 29, 2017