fuckhappy

Horny, and eager to fuck rather than masturbate.

I'm just a fuckhappy dude right now.

by Pissflaps McNulty November 11, 2006

Fuckchump

Someone who is very pretty, but exceptionally dim... but you so would.

Josh is such a fuckchump.

The bar was just wall to wall with fuckchumps.

by barnesly January 2, 2012

fuckchops

A condescending term for a loser.

Nice shot there, fuckchops.

by Archon888 March 18, 2004

fuckclump

1. A number of bad things happening or grouped together.

2. An uninteligent or uncultured person.

1. "This new Labour government is one big fuckclump."

2. "Jeez, you're such a fuckclump sometimes."

by Thomas Christian July 29, 2007

fuckchop

fuck·chop

n.
(1) A heretic, more as a result of stupidity than for any philosophical or logical reasons.
(2) A person who neglects or fails to do what common sense would dictate in a particular situation.


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Latin fvccant+chappen- present participle of fvccantchappenuere, to offend : d-, de- + linquere; see leikw- in Indo-European Roots.

The fuckchop packed up his carefree, booty-filled life and moved across the country to live in Bend, Oregon so he could be closer to his girlfriend.

by Michelle Doolan July 23, 2004

fuckchimp

A truly moronic human being (i.e. one having the intelligence of someone that would conduct sexual relations with a chimpanzee)

"I say! The chap at the haberdashery short-changed me by 20 pounds!"
"Crikey, what a fuckchimp!"

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

Tesla fuckchain

According to Questionable Content it is an esoteric sex act involving electricity, enemas, amniotic fluid and screaming. It is best performed atop a Delorean, but a Firebird will do in a pinch.

"Did you hear that Felicia Day, Adam Savage, and Wil Wheaton were killed while performing a tesla fuckchain at Comic-Con?"

by Xendragone July 27, 2009