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fuckquatch 

A person who has sex, then instead of leaving through the front door, leaves through the back only to walk through the brush, trees and wilderness behind the house never to be seen again. Typically done after getting caught, or about to get caught having sex, or an orgy. Usually they are in such a rush to get the hell out of there, they put on whatever clothes they can just so they have something to wear.
There he goes sweetie. There goes fuckquatch, through the underbrush. Look at that, a rare sighting of that cryptozoological marvel. Honey get your camera and take a blurry picture of fuckquatch. Oh fuckquatch, what secrets do you hide?
fuckquatch by jwka2001 May 29, 2010

Hold your fuckbucket

A phrase that means calm down and be patient and shut the hell up. Also could mean 'shut the fuck up'
Hold your fuckbucket by minimegmoan September 25, 2010

fuckwitch 

a less than appealing female who gulls a male into fornication with her, when he would not normally do so and after which, he regrets.
you: man, you drink like a sissy.
buddy #1: yeah well at least i didn't fuck charlotte, that bitch is nasty.
buddys #2,3,4 and 5: hahahahaha
you: that doesn't count man, that fuckwitch raped me.
fuckwitch by keith rebelo April 27, 2004

fuckbitch 

A term describing a person or persons who is either weak or just a bitch but still attempts to talk mad shit on people because they have a few friends with that person.
you stupid fuckbitch.
fuckbitch by whiteninja1023 July 24, 2010

fuckbitch 

A girl version of a fuckboy ; one who fucks around and uses and accuses people even tho she does same things ; hypocrite and gets used by everyone .
Terrylyn paying her baby daddy 500 a mo for child support and he Dont even have custody of the kid. Pssssshhh whatta FUCKBITCH!!!
fuckbitch by smokeflip69 September 28, 2018

Fuckbutter 

Fuckbutter is the dried residue of cunny juice and cock snot you find under your rim after fucking some dodgy bird the night before
Damn, i need to scrape the fuckbutter from under my rim before i go out again tonight.
Fuckbutter by Si August 13, 2004