Fruitless Effort

Having a flavoured condom, but no one to use it with.

I broke up with my girlfriend recently, but I still have a flavoured condom. Such a Fruitless Effort...

by H4XOR13 October 28, 2021

Fruitist

Someone who discriminates against specific fruits and the times and places they can be eaten.

Fruitist is someone who says watermelon can't be eaten for breakfast because it isn't really a morning fruit.

by ChefE December 14, 2017

Fruitistical

When something is silly, stupid, annoying, anything you don't like, it's Fruitistical.

Mom: You should wear your red shirt today! It looks so nice on you!

Kid: No mom that shirt is just Fruitistical!

by Birdmamma December 15, 2010

Fruitless Pursuit

Origin: Back in the day, Quakers would go out and pursue fruit.

What was the point of that fruitless pursuit!

by grounddpt May 14, 2021

Fruitist

-A fruit expert.
-Someone who refuses to thing a pineapple isnt a berry, even tho it is.

My friend Niki refuses to believe a pineapple is a berry, therefor she is a fruitist.

by Danielle June 7, 2005

Tootie Fruitie

Slang term for a Prostitute, Escort or Call girl.

Also referred to as Toots.

Let's call a Tootie Fruitie to get our rocks off.

by The Truth and Legend February 5, 2010

fruitfest

A ginormus orgy of faggots.

John got trampled in a fruitfest.

by Miz. Queen July 17, 2007