fruitstickle

n. Any fruit served on a short, usually wooden, stick. Commercially prepared faux flower arrangements are the usual, but not the only, source.

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Whoa, dude! I am totally wiped from doing all these leapstands. How about we get a couple of fresh frozen fruitstickles?

Fresh frozen fruitsicles?

No, "fruitstickles".

No thanks, sounds lame.

by gnostic 1 January 25, 2013

fruitstand

a place where homosexuals gather to meat each other

Boy oh boy there is a huge fruitstand in the French Quarter in New Orleans loaded with homo's

by chickenman June 12, 2003

fruitetarian

Someone who only eats fruit as his or her diet. It's pretty uncommon and you'll probably be thought of as bizarre. It's similar to a vegetarian who only eats vegetables.

We were all wondering why my cousin was only eating fruits at Thanksgiving dinner when we discovered he was a fruitetarian.

by Themadgibbles October 21, 2014

fruitsterbating

The act of masturbating with a piece of fruit.

"I had the most scrumptious fruitsterbating session last night. I jacked off inside a banana, and it felt goooood."

by Gaste Archibald Wozniak, Jr. April 20, 2015

Fruitless Effort

Having a flavoured condom, but no one to use it with.

I broke up with my girlfriend recently, but I still have a flavoured condom. Such a Fruitless Effort...

by H4XOR13 October 28, 2021

Fruitist

Someone who discriminates against specific fruits and the times and places they can be eaten.

Fruitist is someone who says watermelon can't be eaten for breakfast because it isn't really a morning fruit.

by ChefE December 14, 2017

fruitastic

a fruit that is just so perfect there are no words to describe it

morgan: this apple is just so good. it's fruitastic!

by twigglet0025 September 9, 2010