Frienditure

When you've got a friend that's like a piece of furniture.

Rob: yeah man that party was sick

william: I know right to bad Jeff was being a piece of "frienditure" he just watched us the whole night.

by RafeasttheFeastlyFiesta August 16, 2011

friendiquette

The friendship code of behavior, socially or otherwise.

Sara broke a major friendiquette code when she slept with my boyfriend.

by love_2_laugh! September 15, 2016

frienditute

Paying someone (not always monetary) to be your friend on a social network just to appear like you have cool and interesting friends.

Shut Up!, were not really friends. I’m just a frienditute for a few days.

by blacksilk December 2, 2010

Frienditute

A desirable person (particularly an attractive female) who gets paid to be someone's friend on Facebook. (From Dilbert Cartoon Dec. 1, 2010)

I'll pay you $500 a month to be my Facebook friend and post on my wall every week. I know that makes you a frienditute, but we won't name it!

by Dilbertfan December 2, 2010

Frienditcher

(verb) Someone who stops hanging out or calling their friends because of there friends relationship

charlie is such a Frienditcher, ever since i started dating Katherine he stop calling me

by geoff667 December 2, 2010

Friendipede

A line of friends forming an alliance in a line by holding hands to move through a crowd.

Tom: Holy shit! How are we gunna get to the front of the show? There are so many people here!

Marcel: Let's form a friendipede and walk through this crowd! I'll be in the front!

by Dano Imagination November 13, 2016

Friendicide

To help eradicate a friend under false pretenses because of an intentionally skewed perception of them.

That J. E. Was a victim of Friendicide due to believing a bunch of psychological mumbo jumbo meant to cater to they're desires but actually to make them complicit in a murder while being entrapped by law enforcement.

by Jedsall August 30, 2022