Friendectomy

Process of removing a friend, who has become too agonizing, from your friends list.

My Facebook needs a Friendectomy because this douche bag keeps poking me.

by marcojmt February 1, 2009

FriendEnder

An email, text message or other form of non verbal communication that conveys the desire to have sexual relations to a friend that you are interested in, or will be, cutting off ties with soon, as a sort of "Hail Mary" on the friendship. It's further implied that no reply is needed if the answer is no. Surefire way to end friendships, or make them that much better.

John: Hey, you still friends with that girl, Jenny?

Mark: (laughs) Nah, I dropped the FriendEnder on her. Haven't heard from her since.

by Kishoto April 24, 2013

friendenemapanion

This is a reference from the show red vs. blue

Its our mutual friend/enemy/companion or friendenemapanion for short.

by WinterRegan April 2, 2019

friendster

An online dating service/friend network that utilized the "six degrees of separation" analogy with eerily popular results. In a few short months after its inception, friendster has become one of the most popular and overused internet websites to date. With routinely poor service and slow servers, friendster is irritating, but still in some bizarre way, incredibly addictive.

i have 8 million friends on my friendster. how about you?

by T December 7, 2003

Friendmate

A soul-mate in friend form.

Susie: Hey Mary. You're like, my soul-mate in friend form. You're my FRIENDMATE. <3

by rachflam April 17, 2010

Friendster

an addictive but idiotic way to "earn" friends... everyone is welcome! even your pet or your table could have a friendster account!

oh my god! i have to add Matt's dog to my list of friends! Jamie's car too! and i shouldn't forget Carrie's foot!

by luna moonlight March 31, 2004

friendenemy

A single dichotomous relationship in which the parties involved interact sometimes as the best of friends, and in other instances the worst of enemies in a continual, perpetual cycle.

In the Present: Nicky Hilton in Bed with Paris Hilton's Enemy,"she is my friendenemy Exclaims Paris".
1 week later: Paris Hilton said to reporters today that her an Niky are the best of friends.

4 weeks later: Nicky Hilton leaves Paris Hilton for a new BFF, and potentially Paris Hilton's reality show, stating that their relationship is officially over, or is this just friendenemy talk".

2 months later: Nicky and Paris, Best sisters and friends forever, as they showed up together at MTV's VMA awards, see the friendenemy fall out at the after party.

Paris & Nicky, these are just fictitious examples, there is no need to call me, well unless you really want to ...

by A World Gone Ad - John Cataldi June 17, 2011